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Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! Posted Oct 2, 2003
B.A.T.
Bassman 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 3, 2003
Ah, those clever U.S. Postal Service workers. 
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Blue-Eyed BiPedal BookWorm from Betelgeuse (aka B4[insertpunhere]) Posted Oct 3, 2003
Lady Scott, 
Are you suggesting we have a case of 'posticus interruptus' on our hands? 
[Gads! That didn't come out right, either...] 
B4iputtheother
(too late)
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 3, 2003
I can't judge the "posticus" part,
but I'm pretty sure it wasn't "interruptus."
There's nothing that can interrupt us
when we're telling puns. 
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Lady Scott Posted Oct 3, 2003
I'm so glad you won't be dissuaded from telling puns... the mere anticipation of no more puns was giving me the shakes.
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Blue-Eyed BiPedal BookWorm from Betelgeuse (aka B4[insertpunhere]) Posted Oct 3, 2003
[B4 steps behind the counter that admitted it was wrong in our last argument, and begins to swirl some cola and ice cream into a tall glass.]
Soda ya want something to help ya unlax and rewind? I don't wanna sound like a jerk about this, but ya gotta choose a flavor. Just be forewarned, if ya take too long to decide I scream for... Well, you know...
Let me know ASAP when you find the right libation. What? You don't know where to look? Check the Lost & Fountain. 
B4
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Oct 3, 2003
Oooo a nice stout man with long hair an'...
speaking aloud again, ain't I?
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Blue-Eyed BiPedal BookWorm from Betelgeuse (aka B4[insertpunhere]) Posted Oct 3, 2003
[aside to Pandora in a stage whisper]
Either that or you're thinking in quadrophonic sound. 
[...back to the audience in general...]
Ya know, hangin' out here on Hoo-Too is the most fun I've had with my clothes on!
[B4 turns 'round and fidgets near his beltline. A quick zipping sound is heard. He turns back 'round...] 
I'd like to thank our hostess with the mostest, Pandora, Born Again Tart, who provided so adequately the Pun-A-Thon structure without stricture as to style. 
Let's all give her a hand, folks! Yes, and that nice Postman...over there in the crowd...perhaps he can give her a slow hand...
B4iREALLYgetintrouble 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 3, 2003
This thread is starting to sound more
like a Pun-a-Thong. 
If things keep getting raunchier, soon
Pandora will start calling herself
a Porn-Again Tart.
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Oct 5, 2003
...*Curtsies to ole' Blue Eyes...waves in a Queen-like manner...*
Paul H!! If 
EVER hears 'that' pun...I'm sunk. 
Bad enough he calls me a 'Re-Tart'.
...*starts to sing...*why's everybody awlays pickin' on me?......*begins to dance...*
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Researcher 185550 Posted Oct 5, 2003
I can see how that would tart to annoy you.
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Oct 7, 2003
You're welcome. Your're welcome. (I jusss hate when that happens)
...*hands tooth glue from the invisible store in the unknown galaxi...*
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Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! Posted Oct 7, 2003
Do you know any stout gentlemen with long hair?
Bassman
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Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! Posted Oct 7, 2003
Oh, I forgot....
Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a cliff?
Tequila!
Bassman
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- 421: Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! (Oct 2, 2003)
- 422: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Oct 3, 2003)
- 423: Blue-Eyed BiPedal BookWorm from Betelgeuse (aka B4[insertpunhere]) (Oct 3, 2003)
- 424: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Oct 3, 2003)
- 425: Lady Scott (Oct 3, 2003)
- 426: Blue-Eyed BiPedal BookWorm from Betelgeuse (aka B4[insertpunhere]) (Oct 3, 2003)
- 427: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Oct 3, 2003)
- 428: Researcher 185550 (Oct 3, 2003)
- 429: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Oct 3, 2003)
- 430: Titania (gone for lunch) (Oct 3, 2003)
- 431: Blue-Eyed BiPedal BookWorm from Betelgeuse (aka B4[insertpunhere]) (Oct 3, 2003)
- 432: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Oct 3, 2003)
- 433: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Oct 5, 2003)
- 434: Researcher 185550 (Oct 5, 2003)
- 435: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Oct 6, 2003)
- 436: Researcher 185550 (Oct 6, 2003)
- 437: Researcher 185550 (Oct 6, 2003)
- 438: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Oct 7, 2003)
- 439: Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! (Oct 7, 2003)
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