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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 12, 2003
Work is the curse of the drinking class.
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Sep 12, 2003
Or the deflated *egos* of those who choose silicone implants.
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Sep 12, 2003
Or the deflated *egos* of those who choose silicone implants.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 12, 2003
Wasn't there an opera about that?
It was called "Deflatermaus." 
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Sep 12, 2003
...*shoves her way to the oak block...*WACK
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 12, 2003
Q. What do you get when you cross Lassie with a potato?
A. A seeing-eye dog.
Q. What do hens drink?
A. Cackle-cola.
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Santragenius V Posted Sep 12, 2003
My absolute favourite cross-joke:
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
A: Big holes all over Australia
I just think it's phunny 
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Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive Posted Sep 12, 2003
*climbs over the prostrate body of Santragenius V*
I seem to be making a habit of this 
. Is he dead?
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Sep 12, 2003
*looks up from the block of oak*
Who? Santra?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 12, 2003
That elephant/kangaroo joke was 
Thanks!
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Sep 12, 2003
I thought it was punny too.
Jussss make damnedsure ya' always write: 'Holes'...cuz if ya'd say, "Hoes"...
well, then, you & me'll need ta' have a talk-about. 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 12, 2003
You must *really* hate Santa Claus, then. 
He says "Hoe hoe hoe!"
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Santragenius V Posted Sep 13, 2003
*relieved that rumours of his demise was a wee bit premature*
Titania, your date seemed a bit of an oak..?
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Researcher 185550 Posted Sep 13, 2003
Slightly wooden, perhaps. Ashk around, I reccomend going rowan for a romantic date.
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Privateer Posted Sep 13, 2003
..Awoke from my s-lumber& sawed this, practicly treesome, conversation..
-i wood like to cut in, with a warning.. Repeatedly slamming ones ead gainst oakblocks, is syc&more over pretty pinefull.. This is not a very loggy development, if you ash me.
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Santragenius V Posted Sep 13, 2003
OK, that's it - I'm going to leaf!
(party-time...... 
) 
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Sep 13, 2003
Yeah...make like a tree & leaf.
...
...an' pa-leeze let me be able to stop speaking in puns
once the Festival is over...
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