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Researcher 185550 Posted Sep 10, 2003
Lever-y time I hear that I re-cog-nize it as you, Paul H.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 10, 2003
You must be pulley my leg if you think
you've heard that before. 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 10, 2003
So, how would you rate it on a scale
from one to ten? 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 10, 2003
A ton-in-cheek remark.
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Sep 10, 2003
FREEHEADBANGING!
pssssst Stagehand, could you schlep me an amp of bi-carb?
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Stagehand Posted Sep 11, 2003
You wanna bi-carb, you gotta go bi it. I'm eschewing carbs as per doctor's orders. Is a bi-carb a double barrel carburetor? Or, one that never goes home alone?
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Sep 11, 2003
...*hears the music from Jeapordy...* 
What is YES<?>
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Sep 11, 2003
Ewwwww...there's always punnels cakes at fair & festavils. Nasty
twisted things. Yucky.
...*pours herself an 
...*Funny thing about me...I can drink bourbon all night and only my lips goe numb. A couple of beers and I wouldn't be the least surprised to awaken in another Country. Again. 
I jussss said that aloud, huh? 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 11, 2003
HE: Do you like bourbon?
SHE: I don't think I've ever bourbed.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 11, 2003
Probably scotch-taped to the underside of a plane :-;.
What sort of drink would you give to a cat?
Tequila mockingbird?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 11, 2003
Or how about a Manncattan?
Or a Bloody Meowry? 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Sep 11, 2003
It's gotten pretty arf-ful, all right.
That last pun was pretty boneheaded.
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