h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Marmots go great with your hair? I don't believe I've ever accessorized with rodents.

I achieve the lagoon-sand-and-crab look naturally. Aren't you jealous?

Extremely. I can only get the sand look! You are a wonder to the eyes

That's not saying much, considering you have glass ones.

*dangles chain* Only one. The other's my cousin's

Give it back to her now, mister! How can you let a poor, defenseless girl go about with no eyes!



P.S. I like your name today. You wouldn't happen to be a sweet transvestite from Transsexual Transylvania, would you?

You better believe it.

OH, Rocky! *swoons*

I always found Tim Curry in his corset, garters, and stockings deeply fetching....You wouldn't happen to be dressed like that, would you?

*swoons in anticipation*

Half of me is... the other half is oogie boogie. I just couldn't decide between the two!

*sticks out his fish-netted leg provactively*

Now I just watched Rocky Horror (I do a great "Touch Me", BTW ) last night, and all I have to say is: Who the heck is oogie boogie????? The third alien from the left????

Oogie Boogie as in the Oogie Boogie Man in The Nightmare Before Christmas

*lowers tone*

i never did see that...

*pitiful sniff*

You are clearly deranged.

Tell me something I *don't* know...

My middle name is Chas

Not Wm? Is there an Esq after your name?