h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Only if you read from right to left.

What exactly are you implying, my good woman?

Certainly not that I'm a good woman.

What woman would you be then?

What kind would you like?

The kind that likes the way they are

I've always felt inadequate because I was born without bananas or propellers, but I think I've overcome that shortcoming marvelously by developing a sparkling gallbladder.

I'm proud of my bladder myself. I've gone 36 hours without having to go potty before.

I guess some credit should be lauded on the kidneys, but screw 'em.

I think the lion's share of the credit should go to the PC muscle. It's the canary in the coal mine!

I wonder if it whistles.

And not just Dixie!

I wonder how many octaves?

Or octopi for that matter. Everyone needs an octopus. They're very helpful around the house.

I imagine they'd be a wonder for a clogged toilet. Or elvis. Whichever.

Quit eating all that heavy food and you won't clog Elvis.

I've never clogged Elvis in my life. My diet is almost all fiber, so, nay, I certainly have never.

Right. Everybody says that. And I suppose you don't pick your nose or fart either?

well, which is it?

I can say that our toilet has never once been clogged. The kitchen sink on the other hand...

I've plugged the bathtub drain more than once. That's because I shed like a cat.

I would have to admit that I shed just as bad... but I clean the drain regularly

I shaved my cat yesterday. Her hair is all ready growing back.