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Researcher 99947 Posted Sep 10, 2001
Through throw crap.
Whatever.
Don't look at me like that. Am I an ape? Am I a monkey? Then no, I am not flinging crap.
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FG Posted Sep 10, 2001
My father was once pelted with crap by a gorilla at the San Francisco Zoo. We thought it was funny. He didn't.
I made a flan for Christmas dinner (well, the dessert really, we had other stuff for dinner) two years ago. It was somewhere between a liquid and a solid. Rather gelatinous in texture, really. Very creamy though. In any case yes, it was baked--for a hour--and it's very flingable. Good qualities for a weapon.
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Researcher 99947 Posted Sep 10, 2001
Especially if it is boiling hot and leaves embarassing stains
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FG Posted Sep 10, 2001
The stickiness factor of hot caramel is pretty impressive too!
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Researcher 99947 Posted Sep 11, 2001
I should imagine, though I think I'd prefer to use butterscotch.
I am getting quite hungry, with all this talk of food. Would you care for a bite to eat?
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Researcher 99947 Posted Sep 12, 2001
What, a bite isn't good enough for you? Fine, have a lemon then.
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Researcher 99947 Posted Sep 12, 2001
If you don't know what a bite is, well, you could always introduce yourself.
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FG Posted Sep 12, 2001
But I thought you and I have already met. Was I wrong? Are we strangers?
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Researcher 99947 Posted Sep 12, 2001
*checks his label*
I'm not a bite, I'm a love bucket
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FG Posted Sep 13, 2001
Oh dear. I do believe I have the wrong individual.
*looks puzzled*
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FG Posted Sep 13, 2001
Oh dear. I do believe I have the wrong individual.
*looks puzzled*
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FG Posted Sep 13, 2001
I think that was "puzzled squared", a very rare and precious disease. Care for some?
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Researcher 99947 Posted Sep 13, 2001
Maybe, in a jar... for the mantelpiece, ya know?
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FG Posted Sep 13, 2001
*lowers tone*
That's tres passe, dearest. These days the Smart Set is putting theirs atop the toilet tank.
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Researcher 99947 Posted Sep 14, 2001
Really? Gosh. Thanks! Wait... you don't think it will clash with the elvis statue, do you?
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FG Posted Sep 14, 2001
Blasphemy! Nothing clashes with Our Lord Elvis Presley! Wash your mouth out with a fried-peanut-butter-and-banana sandwich you heretic!
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Researcher 99947 Posted Sep 14, 2001
I'm sorry... I thought everyone called their toilet Elvis...
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