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Post 101

Researcher 99947

Through throw crap.

Whatever.

Don't look at me like that. Am I an ape? Am I a monkey? Then no, I am not flinging crap.


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Post 102

FG

My father was once pelted with crap by a gorilla at the San Francisco Zoo. We thought it was funny. He didn't.

I made a flan for Christmas dinner (well, the dessert really, we had other stuff for dinner) two years ago. It was somewhere between a liquid and a solid. Rather gelatinous in texture, really. Very creamy though. In any case yes, it was baked--for a hour--and it's very flingable. Good qualities for a weapon.


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Post 103

Researcher 99947

Especially if it is boiling hot and leaves embarassing stains


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Post 104

FG

The stickiness factor of hot caramel is pretty impressive too!


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Post 105

Researcher 99947

I should imagine, though I think I'd prefer to use butterscotch.

I am getting quite hungry, with all this talk of food. Would you care for a bite to eat?


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Post 106

FG

Sure. Let's eat that lemon.


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Post 107

Researcher 99947

What, a bite isn't good enough for you? Fine, have a lemon then.


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Post 108

FG

Are you calling me a glutton?

"Well, if the lemon fits..."


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Post 109

Researcher 99947

If you don't know what a bite is, well, you could always introduce yourself.


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Post 110

FG

But I thought you and I have already met. Was I wrong? Are we strangers?


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Post 111

Researcher 99947

*checks his label*

I'm not a bite, I'm a love bucket


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Post 112

FG

Oh dear. I do believe I have the wrong individual.

*looks puzzled*


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Post 113

FG

Oh dear. I do believe I have the wrong individual.

*looks puzzled*


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Post 114

Researcher 99947

Very puzzled, so it seems


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Post 115

FG

I think that was "puzzled squared", a very rare and precious disease. Care for some?


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Post 116

Researcher 99947

Maybe, in a jar... for the mantelpiece, ya know?


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Post 117

FG

*lowers tone*

That's tres passe, dearest. These days the Smart Set is putting theirs atop the toilet tank.


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Post 118

Researcher 99947

Really? Gosh. Thanks! Wait... you don't think it will clash with the elvis statue, do you?


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Post 119

FG

Blasphemy! Nothing clashes with Our Lord Elvis Presley! Wash your mouth out with a fried-peanut-butter-and-banana sandwich you heretic!

smiley - angel


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Post 120

Researcher 99947

I'm sorry... I thought everyone called their toilet Elvis...


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