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Researcher 99947 Posted Aug 23, 2001
Nectarines and the plumcots- god bless 'em. Not like those weasley asian pears. They'd sell their fellow pear for a bath.
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FG Posted Aug 23, 2001
Even the poor Bosc? My god, such villany should not go unpunished! Methinks a revolution should be in the works. A good stout rhubarb could clean up those rapscallions in no time at all. Salt of the earth, rhubarb. Excellent pie, too.
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Researcher 99947 Posted Aug 24, 2001
I don't trust them.... don't trust their cousins, Celery, either. Give me your Grapes any day! Strong vines, good wine!
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FG Posted Aug 27, 2001
I don't know about that. Chardonnay's a dime a dozen now. So common, so, well...low rent. Give me a good cider any day.
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Researcher 99947 Posted Aug 28, 2001
Don't blame the grapes for poil soil and improper fermentation
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FG Posted Aug 28, 2001
I can and I will. Chardonnay is the trailer trash of wine grapes. Even Zinfandel is branching out in recent years. Chardonnay needs to get with it.
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Researcher 99947 Posted Aug 29, 2001
I believe that the Chablis currently holds the trailer trash title
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FG Posted Aug 29, 2001
It's probably also the name of some trailer trash as well...
Presenting Miss Arkansas, Chablis Hatfield-McCoy!
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Researcher 99947 Posted Aug 30, 2001
It is a very popular name among prostitutes and transvestites.
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FG Posted Aug 30, 2001
Yes, yes. Who didn't read "Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil"? I think a better name, if one must choose amongst alcoholic spirits, is Syrah. Or Framboise. Maybe Jack Daniels. Jagermeister??
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FG Posted Aug 30, 2001
I can see her promo material now: *snazzy movie voice-over tone* "She burns as she goes down!!"
Another good porn name is Apple Pucker. Really.
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FG Posted Aug 30, 2001
*shrieks*
AAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Help! An interloper!
*begins pelting the interloper with unripe fruit*
Take that, you scurvy knave!
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Researcher 99947 Posted Aug 31, 2001
*hefts two carambolas in either hand and aim's for the eyes*
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FG Posted Aug 31, 2001
I thought we would simply scare him away. I don't know about putting his eyes out--don't you think Amnesty International might get a little upset?
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Researcher 99947 Posted Sep 2, 2001
You're right, you know. Never send fruit out for a vegetable's job
*picks up two yams instead*
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FG Posted Sep 4, 2001
*gets some rutabagas at the ready*
You always need reliable back up for a job like this!
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Researcher 99947 Posted Sep 4, 2001
Not only that, but now that I remember it, he used the past tense, as in WAS!
*out of utter contempt and a bit of boredom, sporky howls the prehistoric battle call of all (wo)men *
Aargh!
*he also picks up two artichokes, the edges of their leaves sharpened on air*
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