h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

See ? wrong again. What happened to equality ? You can be in charge sometimes, But Alpha's aren't dogs.... (sinister music...)

Come out from behind that piano ....


ok
you're a beer swillin wolf,
as long as you're not in sheep's clothing, cos i hate sheep
you know the ones that stay in the one big line on the motorway for absolutely no reason, while you sail past in the fast lane grinning and waving like the queen...

i'm all for chivalry me.
i suspect that we are equal in very few things pet.
but perhaps it levels out when you take it all into account??

which is the way it should be...

I accept your cringing apologies. Whilst you're down there, wench....

ex----cuse me??

cringing apologies?

you are on the wrong planet baby

read the wenching handbook..chapter ONE paragraph ONE subsection ONE
the first thing you learn in wenchette school..


(1) ..a.. never ever apologise

(!) ..b.. never under any circumstances cringe

if any low down dirty D O G tries to force your hand on the above then imaginative use of cutlass may be employed (to be learned at Advanced PW Masterclass at a later date) ""

see??

We shall, see, by figureheadal beauty....

ooooo shiver me timbers.... i'm terrified..



not

Not not ! where's my ?

oh here... come on..have the whole bottle

Thanx, babe. Bale out time, Talk later XXXXX

(arms folded, lookin at watch. tappin foot.... tap tap tap)

STOP TAPPING YOUR BLOODY FOOT !!!

narky knickers,

i'm off out now to find me a ship to pillage

i'll share spoils wi ya laters... have a good un

Won't be the same without you

Back soon as you can

Well well well. look what the ship's cat dragged in!

wot you still doin here cap'n?

tis friday

should be and

I am. Just jumping ship and heading Grog-wards. catch me in the usual manner, you curvacous corsair

Darling...are you in here bickering? on a bank holiday?


can you keep it down some of us are nursing hangovers in here...

(puts back on eye mask and resumes corpse position, with intermittant plaintive moaning)

Never with you, my buxom beauty "HOW''S THE HANGOVER TODAY!!!!!"

Oi....less of the buxum

and stop shoutin

hangover is fantasic....which obviously in my world is not a good thing

hows u

Waiting for the first of the horrific trials you intend to use to test my.... Boarding Pass
You-apart from the head ?

Ok...

Nurse Ayebee is on duty


YOur endurance test begins now:

Test 1.....
Hang naked by your fingernails from a 10 story building, while reciting the Rubayiat of Omar Khayyam ........ oh feck it, backwards for the laugh.... in your own time....
and let me know when you're done...


(files nails and takes out a sizeable bottle of 'Cure all TEsco REd WIne' to pass the afternoon....methinks i've met a stubborn one here, i may be in for the long haul)