h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

That's the 24 houras I had in mind, Sexy !

wont you get a bad back ?

i would so you needn't ask me

more please

Just call me Duracell, Sexy

are ya mad?
i'm not calling you duracell

wot are ya a robot (read rabbit )

sure i have one o dem at home

i'll call ya cap'n till i comes aboard yer big fancy ship and takes all yer treasure...
then you can call me cap'n...

and be nice about it,,,, and scrub that deck a bit 'arder me lad..

ONLY SCRUBBERS SCRUB !

Tart ! I am the master of this vessel (the office fat git gets the plank)

What's our outfit today ?

oh typical wenching gear
basque, frilly bits and 'ot pants... u know.. i can't be doin wi dem big billowing skirts..they catches in the riggin and makes me bum look eeeuuge

and cutlass in me belt
you never know when you're gonna meet one othem fencing freaks ,and they likes to stick their sword where it aint welcome...i can 'ack an 'ed off quicker 'n' you can say 'oi'..so watch out

but if i loikes you.....
you can have some of my ..(unfortunately, with this 'ot climate it's all melted and i dont have a spoon or a bowl, oh dear)

Good job there's nothing I can't lick then How was it for you.....

Jesus Mary and the carpenter!!!!!
gerrrrroffff

(shoves so called cap'n jack off and dusts down front
you're a bit eager man.. what about wooing a girl first.. and i dont mean grabbin me bits and saying 'woooooooohooooo' either.

can't 'ardly catch me breath
......actually maybe me corset is a bit tight, but holy moly you are like an octopus

i kind o like it

Unhand me, You dockside trollop !

(thinks.. I'm paying by the hour for this...)

Hand me you dockside trollop !

Be hauling ass soon. If you wanna ring, let me know what time, so's i won't miss you this time ! or text, so i'll Know

okeydoke...textual pleasure it is

i totally resemble that remark about payment by the way

you know well your tab is as long as a wet week in the wescht of ireland and you aint never paid it, not ever...

and i aint no dockside trollp neither

you wanna think twice before you go slanderin a member of the piratical golden circle...

i have friends in aye places

that i do

Are you actually in Ireland at the moment, Your Elegance ?

yeah!! when i'm not lootin in the carribean i'm usually resident in Dublin..

drinkin guinness and eatin spuds, like a good ikkle colleen

to be sure to be sure..

wot about u capn?

oh sorry. i'm keepin you now
off with you...get the kettle on i'll be round in a bit for some of that crumpet i know you are keeping under that bushel

Well, since that, certain details are cleared up (bushel, indeed !)so let's go from here.

How are you today, You Carribean Raiding Wench, you ? (sexy as ever, I'll warrant)

Give my regards to FaT gIt


Shark food...

good morning (rubbing eyes and stretching)

fat git thankfully not a problem on thursdays. i dont have to go in there

sitting at desk in other job, acdc on the headphones and large slice of marmalady toast with me tea...
much better idea

Been up since dawn and all my raiding done.. now i'm gonna distribute the spoils to some happy comrades..

hows u?

Awaiting my share o' the booty, beauty 1 (wear the boots again) XXX

boots ziiippppppped up cap'n

where r we goin?
there's quite a bit in my booty bag...could take us all the way to somewhere if we were in the mood

number 6 bus goes by here at about 11 15

hop on

Love to hop on, P.W. We can allus catch the bus later. AHRR ! theres gold in that chest

babes if this 'ere chest were made of gold i'd definitely need avast behind to keep me balanced... lucky for me the doc was an expert in the use of helium and extra cushiony siliconite.....i've fallen straight over several times and not so much as bumped me nose...


dag nabbit there goes the bus
what now?


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