h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I claim these boobs (inserts flag) for the people of Alpha (me). One nation under a groove etc, and all who sail in her. Just checking flights to Dublin. Gotta sharpen me cutlass now....

why cant you sail over? if i promises not to take yer vessel you can dock yer frigate in me cove..it's nice and private and excellent fer smugglin....

bring 2 barrels o rum when yer comin,

i'll leave the door on the latch..

and you can forget the cutlass, and that fiddly little spike you fence with.. there's other ways of gettin you to pander to me every need without spillin yer guts on me good shagpile

The shagpile sounds promising. I can sail, provided you can offer safe berth in your passage. I don't have anything that qualifies as a little spike !

laughing too hard to say anything..

gimmie a minute

The secret of fencing is in the thrusting. parries are fine, but it's all in the wrist. I excercise mine every night, usually thinking of you, but I could do with a duelling partnet to thrust with....

full of it u r..

but you're funny so i bet u get away with murder..

do you live in inuendoland or just visit it now and again?

a resident. I am a big man in these parts...

Yeah, but it's all relative babes...you might be gulliver


i met him once on the road to manderlay.. he's a big fecker..way to big for one wench


but you know what as the old (now seemingly dead) thread has pointed out...size aint the issue...

So, you DO understand fencing ! It's the skill, born of practice, that carries the day everytime. I saw a guy with a short sword defeat a guy with two sabres. It's the skill, the endurance, and the need to get it done that carries the day. I beat the pair of them, though














Mind you, I had a 12-gauge........

Pump-action

tittering quietly

i used to know a lot about fencing... but it doesn't last...
i built walls in the end....much better and pesky dog next door can't get under a wall!!

i have me masters in cutlass action.. so watch yer limbs

can 'ack off eds at 'undred paces..

but usually i'm quite placid, demure and wouldn't even squash a fly..

right got pick ups to do .back in a bit

dont do anything i wouldn't do..

well. maybe that's not the best advice i can give ya..
dont do anything!!!! that's better

Can't beat a good titter.....

god it's like having a puppy
i'll have to reapply my make up and brush my hair now!!

What's like having a puppy.....?

all that jumping on me and slobberin when i come in the front door.......
nice tho!!

Riiighhttt.....

master only is it?..
hmmmm

not sure if i can obey orders...i can be very disobedient