h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It's not a wooden leg, although you ould be forgiven for thinking so...

are you saying some pig FELL ASLEEP ON YOU !!!!

no no darlin
we finished the animal discussion....and that wasn't me

i'm a pig... but it stands for pretty irish girl not the pink animal variety..
(totally takin the p there i'm ugly as sin in reality)


but yeah some self centered bloke did think that the covers up, wham bam thanks very much mam thang was the WAY TO GO
thankfully i've learned some valuable lessons from that there encounter and i have decided not to be a missionary..

My Kinda gal ! tell me about yerself, coleen ?

well, depends on what you want to know?

would it be before my sojourn in the carribean to take my masters in piratology?

me dim an distans past is all a bit murky...life has improved immeasurably since i too to the 'aye' seas..

oh alright.. back to reality..
i'm a dub, (in other words i dont say bejaysus, at least not EVERY day)
Work about 1200 jobs and never have any time for meself apart from nippin in here to read hootoo, which takes a lot longer now that i am on this fast moving thread....but i have a couple of reporters books filled with tips and notes now!!

You seem to be one of the more interesting people I have encountered

Yahar, matey

Calico Jack Alpha

well, CJ, that dont say much for them others..!!
but thanks


'interesting' is one of those things that should strike fear in me heart shouldn't it?
it's like saying someone is 'very attractive'... (read instead 'who let the dogs out')

but actually because i'm a wierdo at the best of times (that seems to have problems typing the end letter of a lot of my words, but i'm workin on it) i am mightily pleased at being called interesting..

have a bit o cake with your ll's on me

now. back on deck..there's lootin to be done

aye be ... stressed, even tho it's friday

Arr ! be damned ! () It's yer gold filled chest I wants me hands on

well, my preety,

if you been in the forces, tis possible you were one of my conquests if you were at sea?

though i doubt i'd have let you off with all of yer limbs intact
quite a reputation for jumpin on poor unsuspecting service men i 'ave..

now.. i'm goin to rob a bank

(well. that's not entirely true. i'm goin to talk to the bank manager very very nicely, and persuade him to do things (in a purely monetary sense) that he will be very unwilling to participate in (give me money)


if my little plan works...then u and me are havin after lunch..

tatty bye

aye be, in a suit (not shell) and lookin like a lamb goin to the slaughter...(dont tell the others...it'll start up that whole animal thing again.....i cant be doin with it

Big Bad Wolf (Alpha, of course) be waiting your return....

avast behind, matey !

ok. slaggin me arse now are ya...

there's things i'll let you away with matey
i'm well aware that me arse does look big in all manner o things, but in these 'ere 'ot pants i'm inclined to think that i might just get away with one seat on an aeroplane

tho depends on the airline and the class...

just dollin meself up for a night out on the town..
not with the bank manager

tho we didn't fall out exactly, he's not my favorite person on the planet..and he knows it!!

wot u up to for weekend wind down then?


aye be outa here

Got a fencing match to win, then a couple of lessons to give (the devil himself with a blade !)

Then I am spending the weekend fantasising about you..

ooooo
you smooth talkin devil..
i'm a fair hand wi a cutlass me lad...so you watch yer ways, or i'll 'ack yer 'ed off..

(do you think i scare men off? is that why i'm a single miserable sex starved nymphomaniac!!.. ..........

have a good one then mister

Winner

One more scurvy Dog dead. Mind you it's not the winning.....

.... No, it's the winning !

Good Morning, Sexy ! Got some sugar for Captain Jack ?

Just found a reference to leather nurse outfits....

EXPLAIN YOURSELF THIS INSTANT YOUNG LADY !!!

oh you'd have to go back to the 'lab' to find out about that mister
and what's more, some fecker washed it on a hot wash and it's wayyy to small


but if you need a nurse..i do have some qualifications.

TELL ME MORE MAMMA !!!!


(This had better not be about Enemas)

how were you this weekend. Missed you a lot, strangely...

hav ye no got yer own pirate wench to torment ya at the weekends then?

no. i dont do nurses 'proceedures'....i just do the outfit
and maybe a bit o dancin.

(oh. dont nurses dance then? they do in my world)

Dance for me, Wench !

This is gonna keep me awake tonight....

No. No wench of my own. What's your situation ?

like to play dress up then do we sir?
what are your talents...(apart from the ones i've read on the doomed penis thread with the big red big brother x on it now)

are you not gonna dance with me?
(standing folorn, if one can look forlorn in a v tight white leather suppsed nurse's outfit, stockings and hi heels..it's not easy)