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ITS PANTO TIME!!!

Well - it's nearly that time of year again. smiley - ok Its time for the village PANTO!!!!!...and once again I am doing the part of the Dame since no other bloke in the village wants the part because...you have to dress up in Frocks!!!! smiley - bigeyes. This, admittedly, sits awkwardly alongside the carefully cultivated ageing rocker image that arises from my playing lead guitar smiley - cool. Mind you, we do keep a beer fridge in the men's dressing room smiley - alesmiley - alesmiley - alesmiley - ale so most performances we're all sozzled anyway, smiley - drunk which means that I'm usually completely unaware of what I've got on...smiley - smiley. So its on with the rehearsals and roll on February 17th...smiley - wow

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Back to H2G2


Well, I've managed to stagger back onto H2G2 after an enforced absence of a year...and all the old 'uns stills seem to be about.

'Spose I'd better do something about my homepage now, 'cause it's a bit out of date...

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Latest reply: Dec 4, 2000

Air Pervert - Airline for the New Millenium


Apply here for jobs at Air Pervert, and we'll give Richard Branson a run for his money!!!

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Latest reply: Nov 23, 1999

Free the h2g2 "one"!!

NEWSFLASH - Beaker arrested for soliciting outside EV Showbiz XI changing rooms in attempt to comply with compulsory sex rule.

Join the campaign now for BEAKER IS INNOCENT.

Please add name to petition:

I think Beaker is innocent because.....

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Latest reply: Nov 23, 1999

Pervy Things to do with a haddock

Just thought I'd start a new forum....

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Latest reply: Nov 22, 1999


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