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ITS PANTO TIME!!!
Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) Started conversation Jan 9, 2001
Well - it's nearly that time of year again. 
Its time for the village PANTO!!!!!...and once again I am doing the part of the Dame since no other bloke in the village wants the part because...you have to dress up in Frocks!!!! 
. This, admittedly, sits awkwardly alongside the carefully cultivated ageing rocker image that arises from my playing lead guitar 
. Mind you, we do keep a beer fridge in the men's dressing room 
so most performances we're all sozzled anyway, 
which means that I'm usually completely unaware of what I've got on...
. So its on with the rehearsals and roll on February 17th...
ITS PANTO TIME!!!
Ormondroyd Posted Jan 9, 2001
Brilliant! You've managed to find a way to go out in women's clothes in public without getting arrested! 
What sort of dress are you wearing - rubber with lots of zips and straps? Just remember not to molest the pantomime cow and all should be well!
ITS PANTO TIME!!!
Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) Posted Jan 10, 2001
Aha! My cunning plan to look as if my wearing of women's clothes is innocent has been exposed....
Speaking of which ... I wonder how my application to be Brown Owl at the local Girl Guides is going...????
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