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Air Pervert - Airline for the New Millenium
Opinionated Lurker Posted Dec 10, 1999
could I be the camp, suntanned, innuendo spouting, sometimes stroppy steward,
who is in fact far from gay but uses his persona effectively to get all the ladies?
Air Pervert - Airline for the New Millenium
Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) Posted Dec 10, 1999
..only those that don't fall for the aging but distinguished (and apparently stilletto wearing) captain like wot I think I'll be...
Now what colour shoes to wear...and what colour rubber underwear??
Air Pervert - Airline for the New Millenium
SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) Posted Dec 10, 1999
Rumbled! Somebody spotted the Airplane reference. Guess I picked the wrong day to give up smoking...
Air Pervert - Airline for the New Millenium
Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) Posted Dec 13, 1999
Cigarette...???
Air Pervert - Airline for the New Millenium
SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) Posted Dec 13, 1999
Yes, I know.
How about a coffee?
Air Pervert - Airline for the New Millenium
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 13, 1999
No thanks!
Air Pervert - Airline for the New Millenium
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 13, 1999
Can I be the person who does the announcements in the airport which, no matter how hard you listen to, you just can't quite make out?
Air Pervert - Airline for the New Millenium
SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) Posted Dec 13, 1999
A PA announcement, what is it?
Air Pervert - Airline for the New Millenium
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 13, 1999
It's someone speaking over some kind of loudspeaker system, but that's not important right now.
Air Pervert - Airline for the New Millenium
SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) Posted Dec 13, 1999
It must be a different kind of messaging system altogether...
Air Pervert - Airline for the New Millenium
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 13, 1999
*everyone joins in*
It must be a different kind of messaging system.
Air Pervert - Airline for the New Millenium
Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) Posted Dec 14, 1999
Right - let's get the airport organised.
So - who's going to organise the parking in the red zone....?
Air Pervert - Airline for the New Millenium
Bluebottle Posted Dec 14, 1999
Do I detect more "Airplane" references? 
Air Pervert - Airline for the New Millenium
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 14, 1999
I hope you all realise you've stumbled upon my all-time favourite film and I'll be filling this forum up with quotes from said film, therefore strangling any kind of originality which may otherwise have existed here.
Air Pervert - Airline for the New Millenium
Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) Posted Dec 14, 1999
's fair enough by me, so long as the pervy angle is maintained at intervals!!!!
Although I'm yet to discover what angle it has to be at to be pervy rather than just interesting. 
And at what interval!!
Air Pervert - Airline for the New Millenium
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 14, 1999
About 48 degrees, and every 12 minutes.
Air Pervert - Airline for the New Millenium
Postflight Posted Dec 24, 1999
Ah, but the question is:
the "Big Motor Fokkers" or the "Little Motor Fokkers"?
Try asking *that* in polite conversation!
Air Pervert - Airline for the New Millenium
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 24, 1999
Doesn't matter, we don't have polite conversation round here...
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Air Pervert - Airline for the New Millenium
- 21: Opinionated Lurker (Dec 10, 1999)
- 22: Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) (Dec 10, 1999)
- 23: SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) (Dec 10, 1999)
- 24: Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) (Dec 13, 1999)
- 25: SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) (Dec 13, 1999)
- 26: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 13, 1999)
- 27: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 13, 1999)
- 28: SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) (Dec 13, 1999)
- 29: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 13, 1999)
- 30: SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) (Dec 13, 1999)
- 31: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 13, 1999)
- 32: Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) (Dec 14, 1999)
- 33: Bluebottle (Dec 14, 1999)
- 34: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 14, 1999)
- 35: Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) (Dec 14, 1999)
- 36: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 14, 1999)
- 37: Postflight (Dec 24, 1999)
- 38: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 24, 1999)
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