This is a Journal entry by Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies)
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Air Pervert - Airline for the New Millenium
Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) Started conversation Nov 23, 1999
Apply here for jobs at Air Pervert, and we'll give Richard Branson a run for his money!!!
Air Pervert - Airline for the New Millenium
Mrs V Posted Nov 23, 1999
I couldn't say no could I,
Helena, Pilot and Dominatrix
Air Pervert - Airline for the New Millenium
Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) Posted Nov 23, 1999
Way-hey! We're off. Right, I've gor to go now but I expect to see an ordered line of applicants waiting outside the interview room in the morning. (Queue on the left, bring your own basque)
Air Pervert - Airline for the New Millenium
SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) Posted Nov 23, 1999
Couldn't find a Basque - will a Catalonian do?
I'm applying for the position of auto-pilot.
Air Pervert - Airline for the New Millenium
Bluebottle Posted Dec 8, 1999
Hi Beaker - I'd like the job of "person who screams and jumps out the plane carrying all the parachutes whenever something goes wrong".
Air Pervert - Airline for the New Millenium
Bluebottle Posted Dec 8, 1999
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Hey? I have a girlfriend, so what do you mean?
Air Pervert - Airline for the New Millenium
SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) Posted Dec 8, 1999
*in drug-rotted addled brain type voice* Oh wow man, lighten up! Your old lady'll just have to accept that if you wanna get heavy with another chick, that should be be cool with her! You kin spank me all ya want Helena - I ain't got no feelin' left there anyway...
Air Pervert - Airline for the New Millenium
Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) Posted Dec 9, 1999
Sounds like Spiny's ideal as either air-traffic controller or pilot...
Right - I need to order the stewardess's uniforms - please submit your designs!!! 
Air Pervert - Airline for the New Millenium
Mrs V Posted Dec 9, 1999
OK, black pcv, High neck, but with a love heart shape cut out just above the clevage, short, and with a zip the whole way up... and plenty of belt hooks, for your handcuffs, whips leash etc!
Air Pervert - Airline for the New Millenium
Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) Posted Dec 9, 1999
No stockings then??? 
Air Pervert - Airline for the New Millenium
Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) Posted Dec 9, 1999
The aircraft of course will be Fokkers....
Air Pervert - Airline for the New Millenium
Mrs V Posted Dec 9, 1999
Or course you have to have stockings, you can't have bear legs, i justs thought that was already assumed. And footwear will be Black Stilleto fettish shoes.
Air Pervert - Airline for the New Millenium
Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) Posted Dec 9, 1999
Right. That's the pilots sorted, but what about the cabin crew???
Air Pervert - Airline for the New Millenium
SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) Posted Dec 9, 1999
Hey, I don't mean to mock anybody's spelling, but I think the legs of a bear would look great on the Pilots. Unless they get their joysticks caught in the fur...
I'm still gonna be the Autopilot, maaaaan. Been on it for the last two decades...
Air Pervert - Airline for the New Millenium
Bluebottle Posted Dec 9, 1999
Can I be the person behind the bar?
Air Pervert - Airline for the New Millenium
SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) Posted Dec 9, 1999
The bar or the bear?
Air Pervert - Airline for the New Millenium
Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) Posted Dec 10, 1999
SPINY's decision to be auto-pliot has nothing to do with the scene from 'Airplane!', obviously...
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Air Pervert - Airline for the New Millenium
- 1: Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) (Nov 23, 1999)
- 2: Mrs V (Nov 23, 1999)
- 3: Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) (Nov 23, 1999)
- 4: SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) (Nov 23, 1999)
- 5: Mrs V (Nov 23, 1999)
- 6: Bluebottle (Dec 8, 1999)
- 7: Mrs V (Dec 8, 1999)
- 8: Bluebottle (Dec 8, 1999)
- 9: SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) (Dec 8, 1999)
- 10: Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) (Dec 9, 1999)
- 11: Mrs V (Dec 9, 1999)
- 12: Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) (Dec 9, 1999)
- 13: Bluebottle (Dec 9, 1999)
- 14: Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) (Dec 9, 1999)
- 15: Mrs V (Dec 9, 1999)
- 16: Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) (Dec 9, 1999)
- 17: SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) (Dec 9, 1999)
- 18: Bluebottle (Dec 9, 1999)
- 19: SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) (Dec 9, 1999)
- 20: Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) (Dec 10, 1999)
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