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Free the h2g2 "one"!!
Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) Started conversation Nov 23, 1999
NEWSFLASH - Beaker arrested for soliciting outside EV Showbiz XI changing rooms in attempt to comply with compulsory sex rule.
Join the campaign now for BEAKER IS INNOCENT.
Please add name to petition:
I think Beaker is innocent because.....
Free the h2g2 "one"!!
Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) Posted Nov 23, 1999
AHA - that's the main plank of my defence!!! 
Free the h2g2 "one"!!
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 23, 2000
I think Beaker is innocent because.... I'm a bit mental.
Will this do?
Free the h2g2 "one"!!
The Brain Posted Feb 9, 2000
Sounds OK to me! Permament mental instablity as supported by the very act of being on this site.
Free the h2g2 "one"!!
Ormondroyd Posted Apr 12, 2000
Beaker always was a bit of a "one".
But I miss him anyway. He hasn't been seen for nearly three months. I hope he hasn't got himself incarcerated - unless it's in a dungeon run by a woman with a whip, in which case he'll be very happy. 
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Vestboy Posted Apr 17, 2000
As a member of the campaigns to free the Renault 5, the S Club Seven, the G8, the Newsat Ten and the Heinz 57, I think I should join this just as halfheartedly.
Free the H2G2 one or I will continue posting things on this site.
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Free the h2g2 "one"!!
- 1: Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) (Nov 23, 1999)
- 2: Mrs V (Nov 23, 1999)
- 3: Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) (Nov 23, 1999)
- 4: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jan 23, 2000)
- 5: The Brain (Feb 9, 2000)
- 6: Ormondroyd (Apr 12, 2000)
- 7: Vestboy (Apr 17, 2000)
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