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Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) Started conversation Dec 4, 2000
Well, I've managed to stagger back onto H2G2 after an enforced absence of a year...and all the old 'uns stills seem to be about.
'Spose I'd better do something about my homepage now, 'cause it's a bit out of date...
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Ormondroyd Posted Dec 4, 2000
So they finally let you out again, after that unfortunate business on the Common with the goat, the egg-whisk and the tub of strawberry yoghurt? Great! Now remember, if you go up there again, you MUST remember to put on some clothes first. 
I missed you so much that I wrote some 
blues lyrics about it! See http://www.h2g2.com/A279524 (verse 5)...
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Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) Posted Dec 4, 2000
* In Beaker's best delta bluesman voice... *
Hey that lyric's beautiful, man! 
I think we could cover that in the band...!!!!
It'd go well with the other well known blues numbers we do, such as
"I've got them I can't get the Strawberry Yoghurt and Goats Hair out of my ballet tutu blues..."
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