h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ok, here's what the dice 'said':


Gleeful Alan Reviews Dimmock's Entirely Nude Show." - McKay

Go And Read Descartes's Essays Now, Stupid! - Toy Box


Great Aunt Roberta Died Eating Nasturtium Seeds - PBS

OOhh -- My first vote


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PBS - Genuuine altruistic reasons don't ever need sense

ICY - Greeks and Romans didn't employ ninja swords

MMF - General Assembly rejects democratically elected nominee

And the Votes for GARDENS (after passing it by a lexicoghrapher to check for mistakes) are:

- Deep Doo Doo - 3 Points
'Girls Abduction Reported Daily - Evidently, No Sightings.'

- PedanticBarSteward - 2 Points
'Genuine Altruistic Reasons Don’t Ever Need Sense.'

- Toy Box - 1 Point
'Green Activists Rigorously Discourage Eventual Nuclear Solution.'

A very tough week again, and I hope I have the selection right.

Thanks for your forebearance.

MMF

A tough choice!

1 - Elly: Ginger Arms Run Down Evelyn's Naked Shoulders

2 - Scorpio_Witch: Good Agriculture Requires Dedicated Effort - No Slacking

3 - MazinMadFiddler: Great Apes Roar During Evening Nookie Session

... by which I mean: 3 points for Elly, 2 for Scorpio_ and 1 for MMF. Didn't realise it was confusing until I posted it

Since there's a new word - my votes for MUSIC are:
1: by McKay The Disorg Mangled Udders Stamped In Cowshed
2: by Toy Box Moaning Unnerves Soloists in Concerts
3: by flyingfireballxl5 Must Undress Sue In Car

My votes for MUSIC:

3 points - PBS: Move Up Sonny – I’m Cramped.

2 points - Mazinmadfiddler - Molluscs Use Secretions In Crawling.

1 point - Elly - Many University Students Ignore Cleanliness

Votes for MUSIC:

1. (2031) Molluscs Use Secretions In Crawling (MMF)
2. (2042) Moaning Unnerves Soloists in Concerts (Toy Box)
3. (2026) Mothers Usually Suckle Infants Carefully (MMF)

Icy

Votes for MUSIC

Gold - Mooing Un-nerves Soloists In Concerts - Toy Box

Silver - Motley Unkempt Socialists In Charge - PBS

Bronze - Must Undress Sue In Car - fbXL5

You shouldn't really vote for:
Silver - Motley Unkempt Socialists In Charge - PBS
it was an additional (illegal) post.

Scorpio’s votes for MUSIC:

1. 2024b - Mourinho upbraided - surreptitiously importing canine – Icy
2. 2034 - Many University Students Ignore Cleanliness. - Elly
3. 2028a - Move Up Sonny – I’m Cramped. - Pedantic

Let's see if I can manage to this week with no errors

- Elly - 3 Points
'Many University Students Ignore Cleanliness'

- scorpio_witch - 2 Points
'Mozart Understood Symphonies In Concerts.'

- Icy North - 1 Point
'Mourinho Upbraided - Surreptitiously Importing Canine.'

*And I even know who Mourinho is! *

MMF

My votes for music


Molluscs Use Secretions In Crawling- MMF


Moaning Unnerves Soloists in Concerts - Toy Box

Move Up Sonny – I’m Cramped. - PBS

My votes for Music:
1st - Moaning Unnerves Soloists in Concerts - Toy Box
2nd - Mozart Understood Symphonies In Concerts - scorpio_witch
3rd - Move Up Sonny – I’m Cramped - PBS

Thanks for voting for mine!

My votes for BRIDGE

Blair resigns, in delight Gordon emerges. - Vestboy

Bypassing Rivers, Interuptions, Diversions, Gorges, Etc. - McKay

Building Roads Interconnects Diverse Geographical Environs - bomdon

Very tough choice again, thanks everybody for all those brilliant telegrams.

My votes for Bridge

1: by McKay Buttocks Rippling In Delicious Gelatinous Excitement.
2: by MazinMadFiddler Ballot Rigging In Democratic General Elections
3: by scorpio_witch Being Retired Is Definitely Getting Easier

Tough choice again... My votes for BRIDGE:

3 points - Icy North: British Rail invents daft, goofy excuses

2 points - MazinMadFiddler: 'Ballot Rigging In Democratic General Elections!'

1 point - Vestboy: Blair resigns, in delight Gordon emerges.

Scorpio’s votes for BRIDGE:
1.- 2046 B'Elana revels in dazzling guide entries – B’El
2.– 2052 Blair resigns, in delight Gordon emerges. - Vestboy
3.– 2056 Bypassing Rivers, Interuptions, Diversions, Gorges, Etc.- McKay

Sorry - realized immediately that my number one choice should have been accredited to Icy.

Votes for BRIDGE:

1. (2062) Brideshead Revisited: illustrating 'Divine Grace', Evelyn? (B'Elana)
2. (2047a) Batman & Robin: Indisputably Dangerous Gangster Enemies. (Toy Box)
3. (2052b) Blair resigns, in delight Gordon emerges. (Vestboy)

Icy