h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

And the votes from Kew-North-By-Thames for 'TEARS' are as follows:

- Invincibledriver - 3 Points
'Tourists Expeect Alternate Reality Stimulation'

- Magwitch - 2 Points
'Thomas Edison Apllied Real Science'

- DeepDooDoo - 1 Point
'Taxation Eased; Another Ridiculous Stunt'

Well done everyone, especially ID, for a first attempt.

MMF

My votes for HOTEL:

Heads or tails - equally likely - Icy

Houdini Occassionally Taught Escapology Lessons - MMF

Horrible Old Travellers Embellish Leaks - Skankyrich (I know the story behind that. )

Scorp’s votes for HOTEL:

1. 1889 - Haggis overdose? Try eating lamb. - B’El
2. 1883 - Hootooers on tour - expected London. – Icy
3. 1884 - 'Houdini Occasionally Taught Escapology Lessons' - MMF

Votes for HOTEL:

1. (1887b) Helpless Octogenarians Travel England's Lengths (Skankyrich)
2. (1888) Herpetologists Observe Toads Excreting Liquids (MMF)
3. (1882) Hang on! Telecom's eternal litany! (B'Elana)

Icy

And the votes from Kew-North-By Thames for 'HOTEL' are:

- Icy North - 3 Points
'Hootooers On Tour - Expected London.'

- B'Elana 2 Points
'Hang On! Telecom's Eternal litany!'

- scorpio_witch 1 Point
'Happy Outgoing Tourists Enjoy Leisure.'

Well done to all who played.

MMF

I wouldn't dare adjudicate on such a thing.

Hey, we all do. Just don't vote for your own submissions, then you'll be fine. Nobody has ever questioned any vote, we all know it's subjective, and we all have different preferences, which is what makes it so interesting. You don't have to comment, or explain your decisions, just say which is first, second and third. Go on, don't be shy!

OK -and I can't vote for my own entry as there was none:

HOTEL

1. by Skankyrich Helpless Octogenarians Travel England's Lengths
2. by scorpio_witch Heaven On This Earth – Ludicrous
3. by B'Elana Haggis overdose? Try eating lamb.

DREAMS

1. by B'Elana Dear readers: expect alternative, marvellous stories..
2. by Blackberry Cat Deviant reactionary Evangelicals alarm Mullah's sensibilities
3. by Icy North Don't rate 'Edward and Mrs Simpson.

My votes for DREAMS:

During REM, Eyes Actively Move Suddenly! - scorpio

Dounreay reactor explodes and millions suffer. - Icy

Dead Rhinos Emit A Malodorous Smell. - PBS

Scorp’s votes for DREAMS:

1.1895 -Dounreay reactor explodes and millions suffer. – Icy
2.1898 - Dead Rhinos Emit A Malodorous Smell – Pedantic
3.1926 - Drastically reducing expenditure allows more saving. - BC

Votes for DREAMS:

1. (1926) Drastically reducing expenditure allows more saving. (BC)
2. (1892a) During REM, Eyes Actively Move Suddenly (Scorpio Witch)
3. (1893) Doing Random Exercises? Alert! Muscle Spasms (Magwitch)

Icy

My votes for DREAMS

During REM, Eyes Actively Move Suddenly! - Scorpio Witch
Drastically reducing expenditure allows more saving. - Blackberry Cat
Dear readers: expect alternative, marvellous stories. - B'Elana

My votes for MAUNDY

'Meet Attendees Urgently Needed - Don't Yikes! - MMF

Must Attack Undergrowth – Not Done Yesterday! - scorpio

My Aunt Ursula Nearly Died Yesterday. - PBS

1. by scorpio witch Matabele Africans Understand Ngosi
2. by Icy North Maimed are understandably not dead yet
3. by MazinMadFiddler Many Athletes Use Natural Dietary Yeasts.'

Votes for MAUNDY:

1. (1937) Must Attack Undergrowth – Not Done Yesterday! (Scorp)
2. (1929) Marauding aliens unleash nuclear doodlebugs - yikes!! (B'Elana)
3. (1939) Many Athletes Use Natural Dietary Yeasts. (MMF)

Tough choice this week - well done all.

Scorpio’s votes for MAUNDY:

1.1939 - 'Many Athletes Use Natural Dietary Yeasts.' – MMF
2.1943 - My Aunt Ursula Nearly Died Yesterday. – Pedantic
3.1929 - Marauding aliens unleash nuclear doodlebugs - yikes!! – B’El

And the votes fro DENTIST from Kew-North-By-Thames for MAUNDY is as follows:-

PedanticBarsteward- 3 Points
'Most Americans Understand Nothing – Do You?'

- scorpio_witch - 2 Points
'Matabele Africans Understand Ngosi – Do You?'

*love the research. *

B'Elana - 1 Point
'Marauding aliens unleash nuclear doodlebugs - yikes!!'

Although there were few to choose from, it was still tough.

Thanks guys, and gals.

MMF

My Votes for DENTIST
1) by scorpio_witch During Extractions, No Time Is Spent Talking.
(because it has something to do with dentists)
2) by Icy North Don't Expect Nuns To Insult Saint Theresa
3) by MazinMadFiddler Danger - European Nuclear Treaty In Serious Trouble!

Hi PBS - thanks for voting

You've jumped the gun a bit, as the new word hasnt yet been set, and there may still be some last-minute entries for DENTIST. (This time, if that happens, just amend your vote, if necessary).

Icy