h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Votes for SNAKE

1. (1837a) Sensitive Nightclubbers Avoid Kebab Eateries (DDD)
2. (1839b) Single, "neuter all kittens!" eccentric (Vestboy)
3. (1835a) Sometimes Nakedness Attracts Keen Eyes. (Scorp)

Icy

Scorpio’s votes for SNAKE:

1. 1837b - Sausages Need Additional Ketchup Enhancement - DDD
2. 1836 - Shuttlecraft neutralises a Klingon expedition – Icy
3. 1839a - Single, nymphomaniacally amorous - kids expected - Vestboy

Votes for SNAKE:

Sometimes Nakedness Attracts Keen Eyes. - scorpio

Sausages Need Additional Ketchup Enhancement - DDD

Shuttlecraft neutralises a Klingon expedition - Icy

And here are the votes from Kew-North-By-Thames for ‘SNAKE’:

- scorpio_witch - 3 Points
‘Sometimes Nakedness Attracts Keen Eyes.’

- Vestboy - 2 Points
‘Single, Nymphomaniacally Amorous - Kids Expected.’

- B'Elana - 1 Point
‘Shivering Nudes Alert Keenness Everywhere.’

A tough one, and thanks for your nominations. Just there wasn’t more choice!



MMF

Votes for SNAKE:

1) Squirrel Nutkin Ate Kernels Eagerly. - Scorp

2) Shuttlecraft neutralises a Klingon expedition - Icy

3) Sometimes Nakedness Attracts Keen Eyes. - Scorp

1st Sausages Need Additional Ketchup Enhancement - DDD
2nd Shivering Nudes Alert Keenness Everywhere - Bel
3rd Sometimes Nakedness Attracts Keen Eyes. - Scorp

Votes for PETROL:

1. (1847) Paleoanthropologists everywhere try 'reading' osseous leftovers. (B'Elana)
2. (1850b) Porkers Excavate Truffles. Restaurateurs Overprice Luxury. (DDD)
3. (1849) Pants ever tighter? Resist overindulgent lunches! (B'Elana)

Icy

Sorry to do this, but please, don't vote for

'People Outraged - Tesco Responds Over Liability' - MMF
because that would make: POTROL, as scorpio so rightly pointed out.

My votes for PETROL:

Pfut! Engine terminates. Recompense? Obviously liable - Vestboy

Punters enjoy their run of luck - Icy

Puppets Entertain Those Really 'Orrid Lurkers - lil

I was sorry to spot it too

Scorpio’s votes for PETROL:

1. 1843b - Please eat the rack of lamb! – Icy
2. 1846a - Pfut! Engine terminates. Recompense? Obviously liable! – Vestboy
3. 1849 - Pants ever tighter? Resist overindulgent lunches! – B’El

And the votes from Kew-North-By-Thames for the word 'PETROL' are:

- DeepDooDoo - 3 Points
'Peers Eligibility Tested; Repercussions Overshadow Lords.'

- B'Elana - 2 Points
'Paleoanthropologists Everywhere Try 'Reading' Osseous Leftovers.'

- Scorpio - 1 Point
'Perhaps Extra Terrestrials Really Only Levitate'

Well done all, even if some-one has a moment

MMF

Votes for PETROL:

1) Pants ever tighter? Resist overindulgent lunches! - B'El

2) Please eat the rack of lamb! - Icy

3) Pfut! Engine terminates. Recompense? Obviously liable! - Vestboy

As an aside, 'People Outraged - Tesco Responds Over Liability.' Loved this one MMF, but it didn't spell PETROL - if it had said 'Enraged' then it would have got my top vote. Bad luck, my friend!

Votes for JUBILEE:

1.(1858a) Jogging Uphill Becomes Infinitely Less Easy Eventually (Scorpio Witch)
2. (1856) Jazz Union Brings In Ludicrous Euphonium Embargo (Chris)
3. (1862) Juniper Undoubtedly Boosts Illegal Liquor's Euphoric Excesses (MMF)

Icy

JUBILEE

Just use brain - it's literally extremely easy - Icy

Jogging Uphill Becomes Infinitely Less Easy Eventually. - scorpio

'Juniper Undoubtedly Boosts Illegal Liquor's Euphoric Excesses. - MMF

Well done all

Scorpio’s votes for JUBILEE:

1.1863 - Jordan's Underwired Bras Ingeniously Levitate Enormous Enhancements – DDD
2. 1856 - Jazz Union Brings In Ludicrous Euphonium Embargo – Chris
3. 1861 - 'Journal Upgrades Become Important, Like Edited Entries.' - MMF

And the votes from Kew-North-By-Thames, for this week's T/G on 'JUBILEE' are:

- Deep Doo Doo - 3 Points
‘Jordan's Underwired Bras Ingeniously Levitate Enormous Enhancements’

- Chris - 2 Points
‘Jazz Union Brings In Ludicrous Euphonium Embargo’

- scorpio_witch - 1 Point
‘Journals! Understood Better If Literature Enlightens Everyone’

Well done all of you.



MMF

Votes for JUBILEE:

1) Jimjams, underpants, bras: intrigued lovers expose everything. - B'El

2) 'Juniper Undoubtedly Boosts Illegal Liquor's Euphoric Excesses.' - MMF

3) Jingoistic Upstart Buried In Local European Election - Chris3

Nice to see some new gamers!

Votes for TEARS:

1. (1869a) Tortoises Eat Apples Really Slowly. (Scorpio Witch)

2. (1877)The Eurovision announcement. Really? Scooch? (Magwitch)

3. (1868) Tentatively, Eve ate ripe 'Sunset'. (B'Elana)

Icy

Votes for TEARS

'Taxes Erase Any Recent Savings' - MMF

Tugging Each Arm Rips Sleeves - scorpio

Tearing Encyclopaedias Apart Requires Strength - DDD

Scorpio’s votes for TEARS:

1. 1867B - Teaching elephants acrobatics requires skill – Icy
2. 1872 - Thomas Edison applied real science. – Magwitch
3. 1876b - Tearing Encyclopaedias Apart Requires Strength - DDD

Votes for TEARS

1) Tridents expensive, and replacements slow - Icy North

2) Taxes Erase Any Recent Savings - MMF

3) Tortoises Eat Apples Really Slowly - Scorpio Witch