h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

D'oh - I'd just arrived meaning to do that myself. I think I was a bit confuzzled!
Thanks for moving them. It's not as if I'm new to this!

No, I guess it's more like having a moment.

And the late votes from a completely ed worker from Kew-North-By-Thames for LOTION are:

Researcher 1263973 - 3 points

'Lots Of Turkey Ingestion Opens Nether-regions.'

bomdon - 2 points

'Little Odephius' Tillilating Imaginations Of Nanny !'

Vestboy - 1 point

'Look Out! Tony Is Ordering Nukes!'

Well done all, and have a great time over the Festering Season.



MMF

Researcher 1263973 - that's Deep Doo Doo - I wonder what happened to his name

Votes for SLEIGH:

1. (1752a) So Long Everyone, I'm Going Home! (MMF)
2. (1746a) Someone left ectoplasm in ghastly haunting (Pedro)
3. (1751) Southwarkian left Embassy inebriated: ghastly high! (B'Elana)

Can I take this opportunity to wish you all a Crappy Isthmus

My votes for SLEIGH:

'So Long Everyone, I'm Going Home!' - MMF

Stone-throwers live expensively in glass houses - Icy

Some Like Everything In Green Hues. - Toy Box

Well done everyone!

And the belated Festering votes for SLEIGH from Kew-North-By-Thames are:

Icy North - 3 points
'Suffolk Law Enforcement Investigates Ghastly Happenings.'

Vestboy - 2 points
'Sacha Latest! Exclusive! Inbred Goat Herder!'

Toy Box - 1 point
'Stunning Lives End In Gleaming Honour.'

Wwll done, and here's to another smashing year!

MMF

Votes on TURKEY

That's unsocial Rudolf, kindly explain yourself. - Vestboy

That unfertilised, reproducing komodo expects youngsters - Icy

'Temperature Upwellings Ruins Key Environmental Yields' - MMF

Well done all who participated.

And the votes for TURKEY, from Kew-North-By-Thames are as follows:

- Vestboy - 3 points
'That's Unsocial Rudolf, Kindly Explain Yourself.' 1761

- Chorlton - 2 points

'Tarted Up Reef Knot Easily Yields.' 1762

- Icy North - 1 point

'That Unfertilised, Reproducing Komodo Expects Youngsters.' 1755

Well done all.

I'll update the reults when my computer comes back from the . It is at the moment.

Have a good week all.

MMF

Votes for TURKEY:

1. (1760b) Transport Uplifts Rates - Ken Extorts You! (MMF)
2. (1763) Trust uncle Roger knowing every yeti (B'Elana)
3. (1761) That's unsocial Rudolf, kindly explain yourself (Vestboy)

Icy

Scorpio’s votes for SADNESS:

1.1766 Saddam: arrest, detention, noose. End, sadly soured. – Vestboy

2.1767 Schoolboys apparently dream 'nookie' every six seconds – Icy

3.1770 Sour And Demented, Not Everyone's Social Star. - Elly

My votes for SADNESS

Saddam: arrest, detention, noose. End, sadly soured. – Vestboy

Suddenly All Deliveries Need Express Service - Seriously! - Scorpio

Schoolboys apparently dream 'nookie' every six seconds – Icy

should be:

Saddam: arrest, detention, noose. End, sadly soured. – Vestboy

Suddenly All Deliveries Need Express Service - Seriously! - Scorpio

Schoolboys apparently dream 'nookie' every six seconds – Icy

Votes for SADNESS

1. (1766) Saddam: arrest, detention, noose. End, sadly soured. (Vestboy)
2. (1765a) Social Activities Do Not Ensure Social Status (MMF)
3. (1772) Suspicious Article? Deem Necessary Explosion! Says Soldier (Scorpio Witch)

Icy

1, 'Seasonal Affected Disorder Normally Ends Spring Start' MMF
2, Seriously: All do need extra shoes, Smithey! Bel
3, Schoolboys apparently dream 'nookie' every six seconds Icy

Votes for SADNESS:

1) Saddam: arrest, detention, noose. End, sadly soured. - Vestboy

2) Schoolboys apparently dream 'nookie' every six seconds - Icy

3) 'Seasonal Affected Disorder Normally Ends Spring Start' - MMF

And the very difficult choices for ‘SADNESS’ from Kew-North-By-Thames are as follows:

- Vestboy - 3 points
‘Saddam: Arrest, Detention, Noose. End, Sadly Soured.’

- scorpio_witch - 2 points
‘Suspicious Article? Deem Necessary Explosion! Says Soldier.’

- B'Elana - 1 point
‘Sadly, All Dreams Now Ended. Sorrow Supercedes.’

Congratulations to all, as a very tough selection.



MMF

Good Lord! I've beat Icy to the vote for the second time in a year

Scorpio’s votes for POETRY:

1.1783b 'Professor Offers Extraordinary Theories Regarding Youths.' MMF
2.1780a Pondering Over Eccentric Telegrams Regularly Yesterday. DDD
3.1784b Penguins Only Email Their Relations Yearl Chorlton

that third should of course said yearly - sorry

Votes for POETRY:

1. (1784a) Parents Often Exasperate Their Rebellious Youngsters (Chorlton)
2. (1775a) Penguins Often Eat Tetras – Really Yummy (Scorp)
3. (1778b) Poets often exhort, "Try rhyming yourself!" (Vestboy)

Icy