h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Winner: Utterly Loony Texan Rules America - Toy Box
Second: Unforunate: lacking T, read again! - Bel (D'oh, you are a one picking up on my frailties!)
Third: Unsurprisingly, Lonely Teenagers Resent Acne. – Deep

Votes for ULTRA:

1) Utilise latex to reduce 'accidents'. - Pedro

2) Umbrellas love torrential rain, apparently. - Icy

3) Uninspiring Leader Takes Re-election Advice - Dunsittin

Tough choice - could easily have done with more votes!

And the Voting from Kew-North-By-Thames for Ultra is:

- Toy Box - 3 Points
'Utterly Loony Texan Rules America'

- Deep Doo Doo - 2 Points
'Unsurprisingly, Lonely Teenagers Resent Acne.'

-B'Elana - 1 Point
'Unforunate: Lacking T, Read Again.'

So many good ones to choose from, again.

Well done all!




MMF

Votes for JOURNAL

Jeremiah's Origami Unfortunately Resembles Nightmares About Leprechauns. - Roymondo


Jimbob often uses radiation, Nanas's already lit. - Vestboy



Jogging Over Uneven Roads Normally Aggravates Legs. DDD

Well done all

Votes for JOURNAL:

1. (1667a) Jobless Offenders Unashamedly Ransack Neighbourhood; Arrests Likely. (DDD)
2. (1662) Jeremiah's Origami Unfortunately Resembles Nightmares About Leprechauns. (Roymondo)
3. (1665) Jubilant Owners - Urban Redevelopment Negates Affordable Lettings (MMF)

Icy

Toy Box's votes for JOURNAL:

1) Join our Underguide! Read narratives at leisure - B'elana

2) Jeremiah's Origami Unfortunately Resembles Nightmares About Leprechauns Roymondo

3) Jogging Over Uneven Roads Normally Aggravates Legs - Deep Doo Doo

Vestie's votes
1 Jeremiah's Origami Unfortunately Resembles Nightmares About Leprechauns - Roymondo
2 Join our Underguide! Read narratives at leisure - B'elana
3 Jogging Over Uneven Roads Normally Aggravates Legs - Deep Doo Doo

1. Jeremiah's origami unfortunately resembles nightmares about leprechauns. Roy

2. Jogging over uneven roads normally aggravates legs. DDD

3. Joun our underguide read narratives at leisure. Bel

Scorpio’s votes for JOURNAL:

1.1661 - Join our Underguide! Read narratives at leisure. - B’El

2.1659 - Jodhpurs on, uncle! Roymondo needs a lift. – Icy

3.1667b - Jogging Over Uneven Roads Normally Aggravates Legs. DDD

Sneaking in underbthe wire again...

The votes from Kew-North-By-Thames for 'JOURNAL' are:

scorpio_witch - 3 points
'Jury Out - Under Review, New Arrangements Loming.'

B'Elana - 2 points
'Join Our Underguide! Read Narratives at Leisure!'

Jobless Offenders Unashamedly Ransack Neighbourhood; Arrests Likely.'

Yet another difficult choice. The standards improve weekly.

And welcome back new and old gamers... That's previous players, not players!!!

MMF

Votes for JOURNAL:

1) Jolly old urchin ran naked around London. - Venus

2) 'Jubilant Owners - Urban Redevelopment Negates Affordable Lettings' - MMF

3) Junkies, outside usual restrictions, now are litigating - Magwitch

My Votes for UMBRELLA


Uncle Melvin's boring ramblings! Everyone left long ago - Venus

Unfortunately, Millennium Bridge's resonance eventuated large lateral adjustments - Icy

'Unicorns Must Be Relics - Extinction Leaves Little Around' - MMF

Very tough choice again, well done, all.

Votes for UMBRELLA:

1. (1692a) Underground, Moles Blindly Rake Earth, Leaving Lawns Affected (DDD)
2. (1687b) Untill my brain recovers, everybody's looking like aliens (Venus)
3. (1682) Unfortunately, my body recently expanded laterally. Lankiness adieu (B'Elana)

Icy

(p.s. don't forget the Index thread at F1813449?thread=451310&latest=1 - handy for when it comes to vote)

First 1690 b, 'Unicorns Must Be Relics - Extinction Leaves Little Around?' - MMF
Second 1682 Unfortunately, my body recently expanded laterally. Lankiness adieu. - Bel
Third 1693 2, Until Mr. Bush Resigns, Enlightenened Liberals Leave America - Cynthesis

Votes for umbrella

1st Underground moles blindly rake earth leaving lawns affected
DDD.

2nd Unbelievably, my bird ravenously eats live lizard appetisers
Skanyrich.

3rd Unicorns must be relics ' extinction leaves little around
MMF.

Votes for UMBRELLA:

1 - Vestboy (1683): Upset? My bottle's really empty! Liquid lunch absent!

2 - Venus (1687): Uncle Melvin's boring ramblings! Everyone left long ago.

3 - Ðeep Ðoo Ðoo (1692): Underground, Moles Blindly Rake Earth, Leaving Lawns Affected.

Again a difficult choice this week

And the votes, from Kew-North-By-Thames, for UMBRELLA are:

- Skankyrich - 3 Points
'Until My Brain Reviews Extensively, Leave Literature Alone.'

- Deep Doo Doo - 2 Points
'Underground, Moles Blindly Rake Earth, Leaving Lawns Affected.'

Cynthesis - 1 Point
'Until Mr. Bush Resigns, Enlightenened Liberals Leave America.'

Another week of really tough decisions.

Wish I could have more votes.

Maybe get my alterego voting?

MMF

My votes for ~U m b r e l l a~ are:

1)Unfortunately, my body recently expanded laterally. Lankiness adieu.(B'El:1683)

2)Under My Beard Roam Enormous Low-Life Arachnids (Toy Box:1679)

3)Until my brain reviews extensively, leave literature alone. (Skankyrich:1689)

Ah! This is where we vote, eh? Back in a tick...

Votes from Sunny-On-Sea:

Underground, Moles Blindly Rake Earth, Leaving Lawns Affected - DDD, 1692

Unfortunately, my body recently expanded laterally. Lankiness adieu - Bel 1682

Upset? My bottle's really empty! Liquid lunch absent! - Vestboy, 1683