h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

1: by scorpio_witch Well I Never Did!! – Money In Left Luggage
2: by bomdon What I Now Do, Maybe I'll Like Later!
3: by MazinMadFiddler Wildebeest In Northern Djibouti Migrate In Long Lines.

VOTING FOR THE FIRST TIME

PedanticBarSteward "Whether I Notice Doesn’t Matter - It Looks Ludicrous "

B'Elana "Where's Icy North? Daily Mirror investigates London's Libraries."


Coffin Toy Box "Wishful Image: Nude Demi Moore In Light Leggings"

My votes for HAIR:
1. Hamster Ate Inflateable Referrees - Terli (3 points)
2. Hopelessly awkward in ribbons- Vest Boy (2 points)
3.Hot And Irritable, Rats - Chorlton (1 point)

I did enjoy the HAIRy telegrams!

My votes for HAIR:

Scorpio - Haven't Any Ideas Really!

Terliwig - Hamsters Are Inflatable Referees

Belana - Hope All Is Right?

A hard choice again this week. Well done everyone

Votes for HAIR:

1. (2104b) Hairless armpits invite ridicule (Vestboy)
2. (2107) Hamilton - Amazingly Invincible Rookie (MMF)
3. (2094) Housing Authority Increased Rents (PBS)

Icy

Tough choice, I had it down to six, then had the dice have their say:

Haven't Any Ideas Really! - scorpio

Hairy Armpits Invariably Reek - bomdon

Hunting Ants is Ridiculous! - Toy Box

Scorpio’s votes for HAIR:

1. 2099 - Herrings are invariably red – Icy

2. 2102b - Hamsters Are Interesting Rodents – Chorlton

3. 2107 - 'Hamilton - Amazingly Invincible Rookie!' - MMF

My Vote For Hair

1: by Toy Box Hunting Ants is Ridiculous!
2: by scorpio_witch Haven't Any Ideas Really!
3: by bomdon Hairy Armpits Invariably Reek

And the votes from MMF for 'HAIR' are_-

- scorpio_witch - 3 Points
'Haven't Any Ideas Really!'

- bomdon - 2 Points
'Hairy Armpits Invariably Reek'

- PedanticBarSteward - 1 Point
'Housing Authority Increased Rents'

Another tough week...

I'm going to have to change the rules...



On second thoughts!!!

Well done everyone... There wher three firsts there, and six in the frame...

to those not picked...

for a good choice...

MMF

Tough choice, had to get the dice out again; so many excellent telegrams.

The results on THUNDER:

two hundred umbrellas needed directly, expecting rain - chorlton

Terrible Hubbub, Ultimate Noise During Energetic Rain - Toy Box

Terribly Hot Under Nimbus – Downpours Ever Recurring. - scorpio

Scorp’s votes for THUNDER:
1. 2125 Two Hundred Umbrellas Needed Directly, Expecting Rain - Chorlton
2. 2129a Take heed, UK Not dry! Expect rain! - Vestboy
3. 2122 Tourists Hear Unsettling Noises During Equatorial Rainstorms. - Bomdon

Votes for THUNDER:

1. (2127) Tried heating uncle Nigel's dog? Expect retribution! (B'Elana)
2. (2123a) They Have, Unfortunately, Not Done Everything Required (PBS)
3. (2129a) Take heed, UK Not dry! Expect rain!

Icy

1 by Vestboy Take heed, UK Not dry! Expect rain!
2: by bomdon Tourists Hear Unsettling Noises During Equatorial Rainstorms.
3: by scorpio_witch Terribly Hot Under Nimbus – Downpours Ever Recurring.

tv heroes understand nerds demand exact referance- Terliwig (3 points)
two hundred umbrellas needed directly, expecting rain - chorlton (2 points)
Tried heating uncle Nigel's dog? Expect retribution!- B'Elana (1 point)

THUNDER:

B'elana - Tried heating uncle Nigel's dog? Expect retribution!

PBS - They Have, Unfortunately, Not Done Everything Required

Bomdon - Tourists Hear Unsettling Noises During Equatorial Rainstorms

And here are the late votes for 'THUNDER':

- Chorlton - 3 Points
'Two Hundred Umbrellas Needed Directly, Expecting Rain.'

- Scorpio_witch - 2 Points
'Terrific Humidity Undress Now! Drench Everything Radically.'

- Bomdon - 1 Point
'Tourists Hear Unsettling Noises During Equatorial Rainstorms.'

Another real toughy... At least six neck and neck for the final choice...

Nearly pinsticking time.

Keep them coming. Stirs the grey matter.

MMF

Two Hundred Umbrellas Needed Directly, Expecting Rain - Chorlton
They Have, Unfortunately, Not Done Everything Required - PBS
Take heed, UK Not dry! Expect rain! - Vestboy

3 points
bomdon - keeper of cobwebs
Tourists Hear Unsettling Noises During Equatorial Rainstorms.

2 points
pbs
They Have, Unfortunately, Not Done Everything Required

1 point
B'el
Tim Henman's unnerved: new delay, excessive rain.

3 pts - B'elana - Tried heating uncle Nigel's dog? Expect retribution!
2 pts - Scorpio_witch - Terrific Humidity Undress Now! Drench Everything Radically.
1 pt - Toy Box - Terrible Hubbub, Ultimate Noise During Energetic Rain

Kicking off the voting for SUNSHINE


Some unthinking nurse stuffed herbs in Nan's ears. - Icy

Slippery udders need skilful handling if nutrition's expected. - Vestboy

Stylish Unmentionables, Nifty Skirt, Heightens Irene's Natural Elegance - bomdon

another week with so many fantastic telegrams that it was very hard to choose.