The High Duke of Mars Welcomes You to the Martian Embassy

Greetings Earthoids!

There comes a time to sit grievances aside.

Welcome back. Watch where you step, the larvae are frisky this afternoon.

The liquid nitrogen is fresh. Pull up a comfortable gn'rrch, kick off your shoes, put up your feet (tentacles/arms/pincers/cilia, whichever apply), and enjoy our low-pressure hospitality.





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