h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I must try that one with something slightly more incendary I'm planning an early Christmas suprise for the IT

IT? i got two words for you: sem tex

Plastic putty, bit awkward to shove in the light bulb. Drop of the ol nitro should go well
As my hero bomb No.9 says: Let there be light!

My son is in IT and gets very indignant when I suggest that his job
is similar to The IT Crowd on CH.4.
Advice received from son so far, "have you tried switching it off and then back on again dad?"
Advice from bomb no 9 also advocated wearing

I *WANT* to work in an IT crowd environment! It's my idea of geek heaven!

Personally, I really want to work for someone like EA games as a tester.
Now that's my idea ofheaven.
Did I say that the Max Payne movie was pretty bl**dy good?
Well I thought so anyway.

I should be seeing it soon... (cant wait!)

i don't know. as soon as people start referring to pastime as w*rk i lose interest immediately

Yes, but if you worked for EDOS the wonder of producing Lara Croft I was devastated when someone told me she was just a computer generated animation. It still sends shivers of thrill down my spine when she tells me off for 'killing' her - "Don't ever do that to me again"

Considering how tricky some parts of her last game were, she's bl**dy lucky I let her live.

Actually, I only look at the pictureas really

When you think of what's available on the internet, pictures of Laura Croft are pretty tame.

call me old fashioned, but i still prefer s of flesh and blood

You obviously haven't played Tomb Raider I do like confident assertive 's So challenging, interesting and exciting. I'll leave the rest to you Pierce

You're welcome matee Eight bells and all's quiet me hearties.

I need to get out more.

Arr, Klingons off the starboard bow.
Beat to quarters if you please.

pah, i used to sing klingon

Was that before you discovered Captain Kirk toilet paper wipes out Klingons

yes. you only told me just now