h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Inthe environment I work in, I always ensure I don't drop the soap

I wouldn't go for the old silver coin trick. I'll only bend over for shiny new coins...

::drops::

Er, them aint even silver, let alone new! Cant even spend em here!

If you look closely, you'll see that they are both the rare 1902 versions.
Only 90 ever minted.

Ooh! Really!



Nice try.

this ship is so aint worth pirating

trust me. i have an instinct

plus i read the backlog

'This ship is so aint worth pirating'



Can always rely on a irate to have consumed too much moonshine rum...

my P got pirated! PIERCE!

Some people pay good money for that sort of thing. Oh well if the cap nad cane fits I'll take it like a man, but only from a woman I hasten to add.

dang! me cover is blown

here's your 'p' back, ms

Thank yer!

Arr, oi didn't realise we wus on a ship.
Time to start the search for the golden rivet.
(usually found in the showers)

The golden rivet? No mate, that's just back off the quay, round the back of the tannery.

Got pole dancers, they have... And ...

Looking out of the port hole, going in the barrel or being invited to eat Navy cake aren't recommended either. Unless, of course, you happen to be batting for the otherside, Pierce

otherside? that would be any other than me own side. now why would i do a thing like that?

"that would be any other than me own side" Ah, that's why God gave you hands then

hands that develop hairy palms?

Makes you go blind as well, it's why I have to use a 'large type' screen font

Hang on while I put on my strongest specs
what? you've got a large tyre out front?