h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ah, but you'll know for future reference should your bottom be bothered by Klingons

Time for me to do a set of rounds, shipmates, check for swingers aboard and chase the around for amusement or vice versa

what? chase swingers around for amusement

I'm a bit puzzled too since I'd chase them in the hope of getting in on the action.

Hang on, this has something to do with hammocks....

Hands off me hammocks! That's an expensive bit of kit, that!

As for pixels. I' rather a fan of Hwoarang... I think it's the spiky red hair and those gorgeous legs.... And he does dress well. Bet he's gay

i don't mind him being gay, but why can't i borrow that hammock

i'm using it!

Is that why you've got a bad back Robyn? Hammocks contents not stowed properly? I'm more than happy to give a helping hand I do have some expertise, just a bit out of practice that's all

i'm a licenced masseur and voodoo master me!

I'm just very good with my hands

Voodoo master? You do acupuncture from a distance???

that's right. but don't tell anyone

i found out that it sells better if i call it telekinetic acupuncture

I do acupuncture as well but it's up close and personal.

Ooh, how much for a treatment, how long does it last and how big's your needle?

I won't go there, Robyn. Anyway, I thought you were the proficient one with shooting needles through carapaces? Pierce is a scorp you know

huh. Figures I seem to find em in the same way that bare feet in a field will find lost tent pegs...

hey, who is you callin' a scorp, man? i is a stoned out capricorn an' dontcha know it

Cappy? Oh crappy...

judgemental snobs. Old fashioned, conservative views (particularly on women, relationships etc). But really quite sweet and caring despite it all.

I just dont get into debates with them, because they are ever so slightly more stubborn than me and it never ends well


HAHAHA! And it's MY journal so I'll generalise if I want to!

Everyone knows it's still the age of Aquarians, so there!

yeah, well, we rock... Of course it's our age

capricorns are on top of rocks