h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Cripes, some of you should try having the ol ego jabbed by Robyns big pointy stick intellect isn't the half of it

Capricorns will just tell you their rocks are better, and go into great detail as to why that's true and you're an idiot if you think differently

Oh, and norti, it's only the bits you dont need that I stick pins in

Like my brain, you mean Mean

If you say so.

Have I ever picked at your brain, though? When you think about it?

No dearie, you just sit in it and drive me insane - emotional, hissy fits etc.

There there, it's all in the mind dearie.

I'm going outside now. I may be some time

Ill smoke you a kipper.

If he's not back in five minutes...


... Just wait longer

capricorns don't give a fetid dingos kidneys - that's prolly why they are disliked by most astrologists

hey, if you pay me a few i will tell you my future up to right about now

I dont know a cappy who will admit to it, but most I know have been convinced by their birth charts that there's something to it

it's got bugger all to do with telling the future, though. Just your most likely reactions to it

Go to a Bhuddist if you want your future told.
'course it's the same for everyone:

you're gonna get old, you're gonna get sick
and you're gonna die.

and then get to do it all over again.

and on that cheery note...

Think I'm going to brave the elements and go out and celebrate, any excuse will do Todays reason - this is the first day of the rest of my life

Just getting out the door has always been excuse enough for me.
Oooh I'm out.,pub!

We live, we die, that's all there is to it
So be a nice chap and try not to screw it

re posting 192: maybe so, but how will you prove it?

Robyn will spank you, Pierce I have to pay people for that sort of thing and for the uniforms accompanied by funny accents

nah, she won't do that. she's a nice person with brains

she'll only do that if i pay through my nose, i'm sure

Let's see the colour of your money takes on a whole new meaning after
that statement.