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Post 461

myk

Spaghetti, spagoo
Edam and tulips in bloom!
Was that 'double Dutch'!? smiley - erm


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Post 462

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

The Dutch have built dikes.
The Chinese have their Great Wall.
I build sand castles.


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Post 463

myk

I'ts lunch, feel the force
Moved to write by weak spark
what are words to flames


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Post 464

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

I sit here, writing
Haikus with no plan. Easy!
Haikus. Haikus. Yep!


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Post 465

Liftliker - Share And Enjoy

Jenga at high noon
If the middle slat is gone
Don't pull the side one


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Post 466

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

When paid by the word,
Poets make more money with
Sonnets than haiku.


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Post 467

myk

this is my grand plan
just five more words then return
Here agian! smiley - smiley Now what!? :-\


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Post 468

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Haiku rap is weird.
It can't be recommended.
Not that I'd write it.


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Post 469

myk

don't stop the rhythm!
don't stop till the break o dawn!
cock-a-doodle-doo!


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Post 470

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Coq au vin, great dish!
Rooster annoyed a chef at
Dawn, starred as dinner.


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Post 471

myk

Fish and chips: class act!
Peacefull plaice on ocean floor,
Hey! Ouch that hook hurt!


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Post 472

myk

Nano off or on
syllables abound four weeks
forty three this month


(did i miscount?)


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Post 473

myk

Oh, the simple life!
How it alludes me, right now.
My bank's empty! 'Smile'


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Post 474

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Thanksgiving's coming.
Turkey or duck for dinner.
Stuffing, yams, and soup.


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Post 475

myk

breakfast a sandwich
lunch a sandwich too, with sauce
i need new fillings


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Post 476

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Lunch: candy sandwich.
Supper: Mint calzone. Dentist:
You need new fillings!


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Post 477

myk

eat while pondering
thanks you the Earl of Sandwich
my thoughts: "need fillings!!"


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Post 478

myk

if life is one round
please, thick slice bread and butter
caffiene makes me stutt...........


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Post 479

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Eat, drink, be merry,
Hide your candy from siblings.
All else is just talk.


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Post 480

loonycat - run out of fizz

Hide the pies, prying
eyes find secrets in cupboards.
Merry yuletide all smiley - holly


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