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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 2, 2013
The plan I propose:
Go straight from the New Year's snows
To Spring's bright blossoms.
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myk Posted Jan 2, 2013
Logical i s'pose
To celebrate a new year
When the year i born?!
Will you remember
The day when i lay dieing
A cake with icing?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 2, 2013
Icing on a cake
Is rarely cold. Oh, rapture
Of gooey sweetness!
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myk Posted Jan 9, 2013
bed i have not yet
day long night short hair needs trim
i need to sleep now!
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 10, 2013
Late-night verse? What trash!
Sleep-deprived, the mind twitches
And writhes endlessly.
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myk Posted Jan 27, 2013
robot with oil leak
seeks and finds, one hundred tines
"one-hundred-and-HALT!"
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jan 27, 2013
Eat crackers in bed,
Lose a couple. Get drowsy.
Then lie back and *CRUNCH*.
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myk Posted Feb 6, 2013
let us trash this place!
before the end of the world
my turn to wash up?
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myk Posted Feb 6, 2013
they say i'm crackers!
do i agree? does the truth hurt?
see you next week doc!
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 9, 2013
My shrink says I'm sick.
The voices argue all day
In my head. Shut up!
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myk Posted Feb 27, 2013
the film made me think!
maybe my life's not so bad!?
do we need Tigers!?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 28, 2013
Loved the Life of Pie.
Cherry, apple, persimmon,
Any kind I'd enjoy!
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myk Posted Mar 2, 2013
To boldly go there?
Vast colonies in the starts!
From seeds great oaks grow.
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myk Posted Mar 2, 2013
Hahemm! 
i meant :
To boldly go there?
Vast colonies in the stars!
From seeds great oaks grow.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Mar 2, 2013
An eight-sided oak
Would be oaktagonal, right?
There;'s one up ahead!
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myk Posted Mar 2, 2013
productivity!
Our oaks need to have four sides.
Do you hear a plane?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Mar 3, 2013
Gaul is divided
Into three parts. I never know
Which part I am in.
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myk Posted Mar 3, 2013
Franks are everywhere!
Both the Gaul and Roman stare.
Vanity in stone?
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