This is the Message Centre for myk

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Post 561

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Let's go to Lascaux.
Estinct animals cavort
On the cave walls there.


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Post 562

myk

Horse bull and lion
I paint what i see and dream
We'll paint with word song!


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Post 563

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Caveman art critics
Weigh in: Proportions wrong, but
Colors imply depth.


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Post 564

myk

dip hand in red paint
press on wall: five blind red mice
Hey!? My palm's Elvis!


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Post 565

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Eye of beholder
Art is in, or so they say.
I like what I like.


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Post 566

myk

Beauty: a Bison!
Formed of a handful of strokes,
Day 7: God draws


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Post 567

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Vampire must draw blood.
Artist uses paints in shades
Of red and maroon.


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Post 568

myk

My friend's a Maroon
It's said there's a lost city
Found in the jungle


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Post 569

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Lost/found department,
Please make up your mind which kind
You are.I'm confused.

smiley - huh


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Post 570

myk

Lines of kings: sat/laid.
In the lost city, thats found --
-- deep in the jungle


Kings on high found time,
Hid it in a pyramid,
My lost, holiday!



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Post 571

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Kings and queens and knaves;
Farmers, bakers, blacksmiths, cooks;
Hide daughters from me.

smiley - evilgrin


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Post 572

myk

Kind hosts and children
hide the mince pies and lollies
i've ate here before! smiley - tongueout


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Post 573

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Oh, waiters, beware
My appetite. I ne'er Show
Food any mercy.


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Post 574

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

The willow race ends.
Winners weep. Losers weep, too.
Win, lose, all are sad.


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Post 575

myk

The rat-race, ends-not!
Eternal consumption. Yes!
Buy, or buy-not, now!


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Post 576

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Rat photographers
Are just like the human ones.
They tell you, "Say cheese!"


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Post 577

clare

smiley - space
Antediluvian
subfunctionalization.
Defenestration.


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Post 578

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Things fall down, go bump.
The center, alas, can't hold.
Soggy burrito!


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Post 579

myk

Life smells of flowers
I miss past friendships first bloom
There's a word for that?


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Post 580

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Pretty Spring flower,
Lost and lorn in swamp, amid
Reeking skunk cabbage.


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