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winternights Posted Jul 10, 2012
“See good in all bad”
Priest spout from pursed lips
Then he robbed a bank
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 10, 2012
Jesus sipped, then frowned.
"Wine gets on the table! Is
This a holey grail?"
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myk Posted Jul 10, 2012
Plato's son was told
Swearing is unethical
Then gave him 'the bird'!
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 11, 2012
"All is perfect in
Heaven," Plato thought. Once there,
He missed Earth's pleasures.
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winternights Posted Jul 12, 2012
pleasing place to live
Till vertigo struck
Or was it thespinning
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 12, 2012
Vertigo has gone.
The Earth spins against its will,
Assuming it cares.
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winternights Posted Jul 13, 2012
Would'nt like to be a spinning top
Too much whip lashing
Is'nt kind
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myk Posted Jul 13, 2012
whiplash for breakfast
roll out of bed with dead head
Oh well! Off to work!
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winternights Posted Jul 13, 2012
I awoke liken to a cheery bird
Begin dawn chorus
KNOCK on wall suggests
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 14, 2012
Universe cares not
What kind of bagel I eat,
Nor when I eat it.
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winternights Posted Jul 14, 2012
Your crumbs hurtle out into space
Past metal chicken, on lonely rock
They fall like
on distant
's head
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 14, 2012
Crumbs in space orbit
Endlessly around the Earth,
Left by astronauts.
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myk Posted Jul 14, 2012
outer space crumbs rain
unidentified bagels
Is life a sponge cake? 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 15, 2012
Unidentified
Bagels are the cause of all
Problems on Earth, Sir!
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myk Posted Jul 15, 2012
Bagels might be bad.
The source of all evil though:
Is too much waffle!
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 16, 2012
Blintzes are suspect
As well, except when served with
Sour cream and lox.
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myk Posted Jul 16, 2012
Chutney is my vice!
Cheese or ham! I just don't care!
Morning croisssants rule!
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myk Posted Jul 16, 2012
was that extra 'ess',
an extra sly syllable?
Honestly! Who ccares?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 17, 2012
Ham chutney sounds strange.
Serve with pickle shortcake and
Watermelon pie.
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myk Posted Jul 17, 2012
chutney cures strange ham
good for lunch with everything
i should drink more beer
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