h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Here's my to-do list:

1) Study for Calculus (exam tomorrow)
2) Study for Biology (exam Wednesday)
3) Write Expos Paper (due tomorrow)
4) Do Lab Paper (due tomorrow)
5) Do Chemestry WebAssign (due Wednesday)
6) Do Calculus Work (due whenever I find the mailbox)
7) Write Lab Report (due next tuesday)
8) Write Comic Strip (submission deadline Friday)

HOLY SMOKES!!! That's a LOT!!!

1)get homebrew going
2)contack mate about the american football
3)stuff generally

1) Contact broker ASAP about selling Enron, W.T. Grant,
and the Brooklyn Bridge.
2) Bet on wrong horse.
3) Bark up wrong tree.
4) Change horses in midstream, then change back.
5) Use Burma Shave.
6) Finish this po

Eew, you really should finish in the loo before you post!

The two of you should have a comedy show...

I thought this *was* the Paul H. and Mr. Christopher Comedy Show... If it's not, I wonder what I was looking at in the TV Guide?

Dunno... but I bet you're pleased you came across it!!!

Yeah, and I don't normally watch too much TV any more, but this is a pretty good show... and no commercials!

We can do something about that, Lady S.





Taste the difference that quality makes
When you start your day with chocolate-covered
wienerschnitzel flakes!

Oooh, that sounds delicious!

< to store to buy some. Looks at list
of ingredients>

Hmm, let's see, it contains little flakes of
fried rabbit, cocoa powder, benzoate of
triquadropreservative, and....

Wait a minute, there's rabbit in this stuff!

Chocolate-Covered Wienerschnitzel Flakes are for kids, you silly !

But I like it too!

Here's one for paul:

In a factory in Booton, the landlord had let the exterior fall appart, so that flues adn shafts were exposed to the open air. One season, a family of shorebirds started nexting in one of the ducts and soo there were baby burdies flapping about. Well, all except one, which never learned to fly and would often fall into the gutters. Whenever anyone asked about it, Ziggy would say, "That's an odd turn of the vents."

How much are the birds' souls worth?

Their soles?

I didn't think they wore shoes...

There's a comic strip called "Shoe,"
in which all the birds wear shoes.

How of me to even ask...

Of course!

I get a big kick out of seeing an airplane
filled with birds, as if they couldn't fly
wherever they wanted to without an airplane.
Rich, lazy birds, I guess.

Bet they get stuck with a big bill after that, though ...