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How much is your soul worth?
broelan Posted Oct 6, 2003
i put in the information as if i were my grandma, who passed away in 1995. it gave me a death date sometime in 1998, told me my time was up and apologized for the fact that i had already passed.
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Oct 6, 2003
Creepy!!! Very creepy!!!!
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Tefkat Posted Oct 6, 2003
Indeedy. Must go and see whether I'm still alive.
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Tefkat Posted Oct 6, 2003
Hmm, either Saturday, February 9, 2058 (97) or Friday, November 15, 2013 (53). 
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Tefkat Posted Oct 6, 2003
Or Wednesday, January 20, 1999, if I'm honest and put myself down as sadistic 
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Oct 6, 2003
Someone I know here has a little clock in the corner of their screen that ticks down.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 6, 2003
Is there any way to quarantine this person? 
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Oct 6, 2003
Could we paint a large red Q on their forehead?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 6, 2003
"Q" is back?
to alert Captain Jean-Luc Pickard.
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Oct 6, 2003
Foolish humans. Always so preocupied with preserving their worthless lives.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 6, 2003
Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Oct 6, 2003
Wait, that was the Borg. And tennis doesn't take your soul. Golf, on the other hand...
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Oct 6, 2003
I've got until March 2, 2057, which will make me 96. That's too bad, as I was really hoping to be able to celebrate my 60th anniversary!
At least my soul's pretty clean ... I'd better not eat at McDonald's very much until then ...
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 6, 2003
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Evidently tennis took the soul of Bjorn Borg, in whose honor the smiley was named. 
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Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. Posted Oct 6, 2003
You're a pretty sick puppy for a nearly perfect saint, Paul. Are you sure you didn't cheat on the test?
BTW, I 
the Borg ... I thought the smiley was a tennis player!
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 6, 2003
Sick? Puppy? 
No, wait, that was humor.
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Avenging Washcloth, An unhurried sense of time is, in itself, a form of wealth. Posted Oct 6, 2003
Paul 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 6, 2003
I'm not having one of my most perceptive days.
I went for training in generating lists/reports last
Thursday, and managed to get behind in the first
ten minutes. This evening I tried producing
my first list, and ended up with....nothing. 
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- 66: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Oct 6, 2003)
- 67: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Oct 6, 2003)
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