h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i saw no in my water bottle, so i think it's safe

Lucky you!

indeed. and even if, i was always fond of

Fish are adorable and cute and -- well, not cuddly, exactly, but you can get attached to them.

are we talking fish glue here

Metaphorically, not literally, Pierce. Fish aren't literate anyway, so they won't have gotten worried.

i'm not so sure. ever heard of günther grass' novel 'the flounder'?

If there are flounders in the grass, then we *all* need to worry. .

sounds as creepy as rats in the attic

Actually it's creepier. Rats are well-known for making nests in closed-in, cozy places like attics and store rooms and men's beards
. Flounders, on the other hand, are about the farthest thing from your expectations when you start to take an innocent stroll in the grass .

*makes mental note to self: remember never to take an innocent stroll in the grass*

can a take an innocent stroll?

beats me. i can not remember ever having done that

A who has just become a father might take an innocent stroller if someone has left it unattended...

dang, i should have thought of that when i became a father

wait! i still have a chance. i may become a grandfather in a few years

Let's hope your offspring get busy with it, then. The young people of today tend to procrastinate in the procreation process.

amazing, init? i mean they can hardly wait to get busy trying

the idea is to practice a lot so you have it down pat by the time you are ready to go pro mabye pro is a bad word choice

it just might be, yes

How about anti, then, as in antiphylactic?