h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

ah, i've heard of 'the belle of avenue a'

Don't everybody say "Thank Q" at once.

Alphabet city is famous for a bunch of reasons, if you have seen the musical 'Rent' that is set in alphabet city up near 12th street..

*puts alphabet city on the to-do list for next visit to manhattan *

*puts manhattan on 'pirating, plundering and pillaging-list' *

Let's see if you can cope with my singing. ,tongueout>



We'll have Manhattan,
The Bronx, and Staten Island, too.
It's lovely going to
The zoo.

first we take manhattan...

I'm sure they would let you have it if you asked nicely.

but... that would take all the fun out of my career

Manhattan Cocktail recipe

serve in
Cocktail Glass

3/4 oz sweet vermouth
2 1/2 oz bourbon whiskey
1 dash Angostura® bitters
1 maraschino cherry
1 twist orange peel

Maybe your doctor would let you drink it.
Or, better, you could change careers, and go around to different establishments tasting drinks to see which places should get the ihghest ratings.

Now that sounds like a job that would quench my thirst

my told me i can't drink as much as i want anymore

i told him i never could before anyway

There are lots of nice nonalcoholic drinks that you could try.

yes

there are also a lot of bridges one cane jump off from

no no mr you dont understand the non alchaholic drinks are there to be mixed with the alcholic ones arnt they paul...please temm me they are

yes, you certainly can mix them.

Rum gets mixed with coke.
Orange juice gets mixed with vodka (screwdriver).
Tomato juice gets mixed with vodka (Bloody Mary)
Brandy getsh poured into (hic!) the aggnog (hic!)

phew, what a relief!

actually i am drinking a mix of orange juice, grapefruit juice and mineral water atm

W. C. Fields hated drinking water because fish made love in it.