h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

thinks about how unevil his claws will be after being trimed

I think his claws will be plenty evil after trimming.

*thinks that he will have to change his name to evil fur*

I will rip off your glorbaks and feed them to a pitbull.

*shoots claw with a stun gun made specialy to stun him*

OW! My ear!

*shoots him again*

My big toe you jerk!

*shoots him in the stomach with it*

< to Fluffy Pink Rabbit for a translation for "glorbarks">

I hope the is not in the middle of one of his month-long naps.

Yarr! My lunch!

*gets out his machine gun with the knock out darts made for it*

Josh and EC have both misundertood me.

I was going for the *translation,* not the himself. FPR sleeps in a hidden location that is camouflaged so as to escape detection. It also has a force field that cannot be penetrated even if you figure out its location. Plus, there is a stupidity shield (based on a model of FPR's brain) that disarms anyone who makes it past the force field. Then there's one final protection, which is FPR and my own little secret .

*starts shoting claw with the knock out darts at a rate of 21 per second*

Isn't it nice that EC made himself a clone for you to shoot while he sneaks out that door right there that he's in the process of sneaking out of?

*starts shoting the real one*

Good that it isn't the clone *I* made of EC.

*starts shooting all the ECs

Wow, that's a lot of EC's