h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Deduct things? Why don't you ask the CPA who did your tax returns?

It was actually a UPA.

That's okay, too, as long as it wasn't a UPS.

How bad would it be if it was?

sarah_shultz would be our mistery poster!!! She wins the prize of being officially talked about!

She must have said something really bad somewhere.

Indeed. Hooray, ursula is safe and sound and no longer missing which is a relief

Someone I didn't know was missing is not missing after all?

Lets go!

Hey, where did this extra page come from?

You see, when a mommy and daddy page really love each other, they pop some light music into the cd player, get smashed on cheap wine and forget to use protection.

You are a delight!

Wait, what? No! I'm funny! I'm a hilarious wit! I'm not a delight! You lie! You lie with filthy words made out of the feathers of dead angels!

Is that how you came into being then EC, only with a mommy EC and a daddy EC?

Oh and Sarah might not have said anything particularly bad it may just be that many of her posts were moderated.

No EC, I don't lie. You are hereby a delight whether you like it or not!

Also... What am I doing up at this hour?!

Icould answer that in many many fine ways, but they'd all get ed

If I recall correctly, one of the first things you ever said to me got ed... I believe were involved.

Oh TB, of course I came from parents! Just not ones of the phylum EC. Because thats not a phylum. Its a nominer.

Didn't a high-ranking Congressman get in trouble recently for sending indecent emails to Congressional pages?

So, yes, pages can indeed produce other pages, particularly if they are of opposite genders

*thinks about taking evilclaw to the pet gromer*