h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ooooohhhhh. You won't have been the first to try that. RIGHT TO THA TEMPLE! *THWACKITY THWACK*

Hello there EC *waves*

Oy. Did you just get here?

I had a shower and came back

Fair enough. If you can answer this question you get a prize: Why am I smacking the bajeebuses out of these two with a sackful of coins?

*starts Twaking EC really hard*

I don't know what twaking is but obviously you haven't had enough free money.

*THWACK* *THWACK* *WHACK* *SMACK* *DIQUIRY DACK* *JILL AND JACK*

Eeew. Your brain fluids are leaking out of your nose.

twacking is the dvanced version of wacking and your looking in a mirror*keeps twacking EC*

Yes, but he's now looking in a mirfror so that he has something nice to look at intead of your brain juices.

oh those bra...

TB has a point. Also, my arms getting tired and he still seems to remember how to speak. Here's a bag on money TB.

I've got to go rest my arm.

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about 364 pages of evil here ... ok back to being knocked out...

*Hits Josh over the head with the money, doesn't miss and does so at a position and with a force designed to render unconsciousness*

... that hurt *hits TB back in the same way* ... and again back to being knocked out ...

What..
WHat..
SI heard moneys rattling.



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.And pens...

ooooo pens give me some for my crazy pocket!!!!!!!!

Right, for that...

*gets out his very nice, exquisitly polished Katana and, using the time honoured techniques of Iaido uts off Josh's limbs*

Now behave or I'l have to get nasty

*Josh walks in* I seen you've met one of my clones ... I think I'm one of the clones to *sprays the clone then himself with water they both melt