This is the Message Centre for Evil Army of H2G2
The Evil Tea Room (Evilclaw where art thou?)(Here I are.)
Khamsin Posted Dec 17, 2011
: 
I is so hungry
You are always hungry monster...
The Evil Tea Room (Evilclaw where art thou?)(Here I are.)
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 17, 2011
The must be on a diet. Dieters are always starving. 
The Evil Tea Room (Evilclaw where art thou?)(Here I are.)
Khamsin Posted Dec 17, 2011
: I has not been fed in 6 years he abandoned I to here by I's self
The Evil Tea Room (Evilclaw where art thou?)(Here I are.)
EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Dec 24, 2011
There's cookies and biscuits and biscuits. Help yourself. IF YOU DARE.
The Evil Tea Room (Evilclaw where art thou?)(Here I are.)
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 24, 2011
How much food does need? Six years is a long time to go without food. Most of us would be dead after just a few months of starvation. Why did hang on so much longer?
The Evil Tea Room (Evilclaw where art thou?)(Here I are.)
Khamsin Posted Dec 25, 2011
: I has been snacking on code, and running away people
The Evil Tea Room (Evilclaw where art thou?)(Here I are.)
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 26, 2011
Okay, that explains the food, but what have you found for drinking?
The Evil Tea Room (Evilclaw where art thou?)(Here I are.)
Khamsin Posted Dec 26, 2011
: I is rather not saying, I is finding too many old cesspools
The Evil Tea Room (Evilclaw where art thou?)(Here I are.)
Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! Posted Dec 28, 2011
Poor monster, I'm sure we will have a healthy flow of victims soon.
The Evil Tea Room (Evilclaw where art thou?)(Here I are.)
Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Dec 28, 2011
or lock you back in your box...
The Evil Tea Room (Evilclaw where art thou?)(Here I are.)
Khamsin Posted Dec 28, 2011
: I is not wanting back in box Evil Lady!
The Evil Tea Room (Evilclaw where art thou?)(Here I are.)
Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Dec 29, 2011
aww I thought monster liked his little box....
look it's even got a nice new blanket in there,
well... new to you anyway
The Evil Tea Room (Evilclaw where art thou?)(Here I are.)
Khamsin Posted Dec 29, 2011
: I is not going back in box, I is having to break box after being stuck inside for entire year.
The Evil Tea Room (Evilclaw where art thou?)(Here I are.)
Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Dec 29, 2011
I'm sure we can find you a new box... a nice strong one...
The Evil Tea Room (Evilclaw where art thou?)(Here I are.)
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 29, 2011
Would a more comfortable box help? I'm sure we can find someone to build one that gives you a lot of nice perks. 
The Evil Tea Room (Evilclaw where art thou?)(Here I are.)
Khamsin Posted Dec 29, 2011
: I's Master say living in a box and Master hate smallness, I is not waiting smallness I is big now
The Evil Tea Room (Evilclaw where art thou?)(Here I are.)
paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Dec 29, 2011
We can arrange a twenty-room box for you, with four bathrooms, a well-stocked kitchen, many bedrooms if you want to have guests, a generously sized dining room, a ballroom, and a staff who will keep the rooms in good shape.
Plus, you would be free to leave the box any time you want. We just hope that you will enjoy your box enough to take advantage of its many features.
Small it isn't, at least according to the blueprint as it hasn't been built yet.
The Evil Tea Room (Evilclaw where art thou?)(Here I are.)
Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Dec 30, 2011
it's no use... just get a big cardboard one like you get for fridges
The Evil Tea Room (Evilclaw where art thou?)(Here I are.)
Khamsin Posted Dec 30, 2011
: I is not fridge
Key: Complain about this post
The Evil Tea Room (Evilclaw where art thou?)(Here I are.)
- 5661: Khamsin (Dec 17, 2011)
- 5662: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Dec 17, 2011)
- 5663: Khamsin (Dec 17, 2011)
- 5664: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Dec 24, 2011)
- 5665: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Dec 24, 2011)
- 5666: Khamsin (Dec 25, 2011)
- 5667: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Dec 26, 2011)
- 5668: Khamsin (Dec 26, 2011)
- 5669: Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! (Dec 28, 2011)
- 5670: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Dec 28, 2011)
- 5671: Khamsin (Dec 28, 2011)
- 5672: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Dec 29, 2011)
- 5673: Khamsin (Dec 29, 2011)
- 5674: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Dec 29, 2011)
- 5675: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Dec 29, 2011)
- 5676: Khamsin (Dec 29, 2011)
- 5677: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Dec 29, 2011)
- 5678: Khamsin (Dec 29, 2011)
- 5679: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Dec 30, 2011)
- 5680: Khamsin (Dec 30, 2011)
More Conversations for Evil Army of H2G2
Write an Entry
"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a wholly remarkable book. It has been compiled and recompiled many times and under many different editorships. It contains contributions from countless numbers of travellers and researchers."