h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yes I can see why they would be called midget prisons......

I'm a little (okay, make that a *lot*) farther North than EC. Here, we talk of underpants, which can be briefs or boxers. Funny how we turn clothing into legal or puglisitical accessories .

Briefs are legal accessories? God, now I feel bad about what I did to that lawyer who offered to show me his briefs.

Like the old policeman/Crook gag

Copper: Anything you say will be taken down
Crook: Trousers

It now explains that person's face when they overheard a couple of my lawyer friends talking about how they wanted brief's from a third friend....

I remember renting a video of "The pelican brief" and being disappointed that the movie wasn't about pelicans.

Hello, i know who Is santa , Its Evil Claw

I TOLD YOU TO TAKE YOUR PILLS!

*From out of nowhere appear a group of backing singers*

I've got a ferret sticking up my nose
(He's got a ferret sticking up his nose)
How it got there I can't tell
But now it's there it hurts like hell
And what is more it radically affects me sense of smell
(His sense of smell)

I've got a ferret sticking up my nose
(It pokes it's head out every time he blows)
I can stand it for a while
Even though it's absolutely vile
It's not as bad as last week when I had a crocodile
(A crocodile)

I can see a bare bottomed mandril
(slyly eyeing his other nostril)
If it jumps inside there too
I really don't know what I'll do
I'll be the proud posessor of a kind of nasal zoo
(A nasal zoo)

I've got a ferret sticking up my nose
(And what is worse it constantly explodes)
Ferrets don't explode you say
But it happened nine times yesterday
And I should know for each time I was standing in the way

I've got a ferret sticking up my nose
(He's got a ferret sticking up his nose)
How it got there I can't tell
But now it's there it hurts like hell
And what is more it radically affects me sense of smeeee-ell

*Bows*

Blind men seven try to explain
What an elephant's like. The first says, "The main
feature's a tube, rubb'ry and thick."
The second says, "No, it's more like a stick,
Or four sticks, that is. "The third says, "No way!
An elephant's pointed and sharp. That, I say!"
The fourth tells of rubbery leaves, broad and flat.
The fifth says, "A very broad back, where I sat."
The sixth says, "A belly! This elephant's fat!"
The seventh says "Rope! it's braided like tweed."
They argued for hours, and never agreed

more please

More of everything!

YES MORE!!!

MoreMoreMore!!! of whatever it is

Punishment?

Hey, I didn't order this pizza...WITH SAUSAGE!

No, but did you order it with pig feces.

Thank you EC just what I always wanted

Punish me O masterful one



Did I say that out loud?