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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Nov 21, 2006
I had some ham and sweet potatos. Why you ask?!
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Vauxhaul Astra Posted Nov 21, 2006
You said 'I will devour your souls ... with cream and lettuce.' 
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Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) Posted Nov 21, 2006
That sounds disgusting, now carrots and cream 
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Vauxhaul Astra Posted Nov 21, 2006
It's mail?
I thought the post came 10 hours ago?
See? I kindanped the postman.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 21, 2006
Your name is Kidanped, and you're a postman? 
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Vauxhaul Astra Posted Nov 22, 2006
No, I Vaux.
This guy ist da Postman.
He deliver letters.
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Kitish Posted Nov 22, 2006
nah. All the kids would then hate us and throw things at us.
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Nov 22, 2006
[My evil plan is working. And my internal monologue is totally sweet. No one will ever -EVER- suspect that I'm secretly secret Santa Claws.]
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Kitish Posted Nov 22, 2006
EC - why are you wearing a red hat and suddenly have suspicously rosy cheeks and spouting a white beard? Why have I never noticed that before? In fact one could even say that you resemble Santa Claus but that's just like ... crazy....i ...think...
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Nov 22, 2006
I've been discovered! Attack my 
ninjas! *
s, ripping off prosthetic beard*
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 22, 2006
Oh chill, EvilClaws. Who cares if people suspect (or don't suspect) that you are the secret 
?
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Nov 22, 2006
Attack him my secretly secret ninjas!
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Kitish Posted Nov 22, 2006
EC - have you had too much tea?
What ninjas are you talking about?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 22, 2006
Apparently these are ninjas that are so secret they can't be seen, which means they probably don't really exist. 
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Nov 22, 2006
* ninjas pants Kitush and light Paul's shoes on fire*
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Kitish Posted Nov 22, 2006
why have i been panted? And what exactly is being panted???
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- 4181: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Nov 21, 2006)
- 4182: Vauxhaul Astra (Nov 21, 2006)
- 4183: Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) (Nov 21, 2006)
- 4184: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Nov 21, 2006)
- 4185: Vauxhaul Astra (Nov 21, 2006)
- 4186: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Nov 21, 2006)
- 4187: Vauxhaul Astra (Nov 22, 2006)
- 4188: Opal Astra - Do I Look Bovered? (Nov 22, 2006)
- 4189: Opal Astra - Do I Look Bovered? (Nov 22, 2006)
- 4190: Kitish (Nov 22, 2006)
- 4191: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Nov 22, 2006)
- 4192: Kitish (Nov 22, 2006)
- 4193: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Nov 22, 2006)
- 4194: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Nov 22, 2006)
- 4195: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Nov 22, 2006)
- 4196: Kitish (Nov 22, 2006)
- 4197: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Nov 22, 2006)
- 4198: Kitish (Nov 22, 2006)
- 4199: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Nov 22, 2006)
- 4200: Kitish (Nov 22, 2006)
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