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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Nov 19, 2006
This reminds me of my first time... 
...doing standup comedy.
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Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) Posted Nov 19, 2006
Nope not a Zombie, Come near me cat and you'll be sorry
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Nov 19, 2006
On a scale of one to 17, how sorry would you say? And would you feel differently after a sedative laced cup of tea?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 20, 2006
"Yeah. I tranq all members when they join and set up a IV tea drip"
[EvilClaw]
Yes, but some of us are clever enough to cough up the tranqs and
disconnect the IV. 
"You should feel the sweet embrace of evil hititng your bloodstream
in about two seconds" ;EvilClaw]
Now, where did I put the antidote? 
"The EvilClaw demands no interpersonal contact."
The Claw on the EvilClaw is a prosthesis. This *was* a carefully
guarded secret, but soon it will appear on the covers of supermarket
tabloids everywhere. Most shoppers will neither care nor understand
the siginificance of it. Oh, well. 
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Nov 20, 2006
Oh, silly Paul H! The Claw is real! I haven't had a talon job or anything like that 
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Nov 20, 2006
I thought about it but decided I was happy with how I looked.
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Nov 20, 2006
I'm thinking of selling the rights to Lifetime.
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fundamentallyflawed Posted Nov 20, 2006
You definately should. You'll make a fortune.
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Nov 20, 2006
And I'll share the money with myself, and me, and also Bocaj!
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fundamentallyflawed Posted Nov 20, 2006
Don't you think you should share with me to avoid a shin-kickin'?
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Nov 20, 2006
I have the urge to knock you out with this bottle made of prop glass and then lock you in a car trunk.
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fundamentallyflawed Posted Nov 20, 2006
...Very interesting... Who's car and how do I get out?
Also *kick in the shins* 
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