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Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) Posted Nov 18, 2006
Someone call the vet, we need him spayed now
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Nov 18, 2006
Oi! Stay back or I'll send my zombie minions to convert you to Deadism. Zombie Minion FF!
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Nov 18, 2006
Myes! Attack my zombie minion(s)! Feast upon her delicious brainmeats!
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Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) Posted Nov 18, 2006
*Kicks FF*
This is the last time I give you any good ideas cat
*Sticks fingers down FF's throat*
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Nov 18, 2006
Meh? *launches on Reefgirl and starts chewing through the back of her skull*
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Kitish Posted Nov 18, 2006
Why couldn't you have been a vampire or something? Far sexier. But noooo. Zombie you had to be. pfft.
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Nov 19, 2006
Pfft. I'm a bipedal catbeast! The best I can hope for is that I walk into a room and people don't go "awwwwwwww."
Hopefully the horrible rot will dispel that cuteness quotient.
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Nov 19, 2006
Have you tried being more like Greebo in Carpe Jugulum and Witches Abroad?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 19, 2006
Don't walk into any rooms then, EvilClaw.
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Nov 19, 2006
I've tried Greebocizing up my life but I fell afoul of Granny Weatherwax.
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- 4061: fundamentallyflawed (Nov 18, 2006)
- 4062: Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) (Nov 18, 2006)
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- 4064: fundamentallyflawed (Nov 18, 2006)
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- 4067: Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) (Nov 18, 2006)
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- 4070: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Nov 18, 2006)
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- 4074: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Nov 18, 2006)
- 4075: Kitish (Nov 18, 2006)
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- 4077: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Nov 19, 2006)
- 4078: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Nov 19, 2006)
- 4079: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Nov 19, 2006)
- 4080: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Nov 19, 2006)
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