h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I want a sandwich too!

There's sand in the desert, and a in the cloakroom.

I have to assemble them myself?

Not necessarily. If you can get the A.S.A. (automatic sandwich-assembler) in the kitchen to work properly, you're in business. Hopefully, the major fawult line that this place is right on top of will not have carried the kitchen off by too many miles.

Would that be the kitchen that used to occupy this big hole?

I'm glad I have a good insurance policy. It's the only one that supports "acts of god," "acts of glod," "deus ex machina," and "I swear it was okay five minutes ago."

Are you also insured against three-year-olds carrying poison flowers?

Thats a question for another thread.

But, Mr. EvilClaw, sir, the Evil Tearoom is in *this* thread, not that other thread. If you wanted to take out insurance against unanswerable questions, you would take it out in the "Ask EvilClaw" thread. Am I clearer than mud?

You are as clear as Florida mud. Which is an expression I just made up.

...Very interesting...

Indeed.

What is the composition of Florida mud? Can I get an approximation of it by combining molasses, tree bark, carob powder, and ?

and oranges ... flordia oranges

I thought oranges contained dangerous things like vitamins. Is it safe to put them in mud?

I think mud is so seriously deficient in vitamins that they coiuld safely be added.

Errrrr shouldn't we test it first?

On a not so innocent animal *sneaks a peak at EC* as an example

Sorry. Testing on non-human animals has been prohibited by the Evil Army As well as testing on plants and mineral life forms.

Sorry folks but you'll have to find another propaganda minister, I've had enough, I'll leave my email address up if anyone needs to contact me

why that... if I may ask