h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

How soon would you need it?

If you can manage the within the next week, please. Then Rich has time to work in the pics for it

But I submit a poem(you meant 'visual' as in evocative imagery/language)? Ok I'll pull out the thinking cap & burn some midnight oil-some inspired moments in the wee small hours, I find.

A verse that creates images, so pics can be put in

Thank you love

I don't know how this fits in!

Where are the Eyes? I cannot see 'em!
The Powers That Be feel we do not need 'em!
Now, I have no Crystal Ball
And I am not Mystical!

So I have no idea who's online,
But the PBT's think that is fine.
Get off your majestic plain,
And kindly, for us, think again...

We need to know who's around,
So we can our expressions, Expound!
Government says we must express
A willingness to openness.

Now that our sight is blinded
It makes us less open-minded!!!
Bring the eyes back, we do plead!
Or online posters we will bleed!

Use! Abuse or discard in trash as necessary!

MMF

Skankyrich is still subbed to this thread!!

Is that Subbed, Sub Ed or Substituted?

MMF

Don't confuse me!!!

I should say, so as not to disappoint anyone unduly, that I am getting towards the limit of what we can do time-wise. YouTube only allows us ten-minute clips, and I'm at the point now where I can't promise that submissions will be included. Totting up the time taken by various things, I think I've already lost my own planned contribution, and while I don't want to put anyone off, I may have to turn some offers down.

However, we have been talking within the Post Team about some ideas that may mean we can do more with poetry and more general writing in the future. I won't elaborate, because nothing is confirmed and we have plenty of fine detail to sort out between ourselves and the rest of the AViators. Keep an eye on The Post in the coming weeks, because it could be quite exciting.

Hey, don't give anything away!

MMF

Don't worry, I won't

How To Increase Post Readership, Part 94. By Skankyrich.

NOT LAST NIGHT OR THE NIGHT BEFORE.


not last night or the night before
three tom cat's came knocking at my door
one with a trumpet one with a drum one with a pancake stuck to is bum.


BY SPIKE MILLIGAN.

If today is the first day of my life
Does that mean I can forget yesterday's strife?
The bill that was posted through the door
I am now able to completely ignore?
As well as the demand for the TV licence?
No doubt increased by inflation, I sense!
Does it also mean I forget the other?
I bet that will cause me a of bother.
No! I think I'll retain the past,
It gives me a point to which I can hold fast!
It means a life that's free of clutter,
and provides me with life's Bread and Butter!!!

MMF



<this is a WIP!!! and may be amended!!!

Deep down here at the bottom of my pocket
Theres nowt but fluff surely no gold locket
But its memories fond of a few dubloons
Crisp new folded and scrunched up too
Keys and shrapnall and all that rattles
Hands cold and warm happy and falorn
Torn--now there empty
as my hands dip in my shoes

Come lets let us share again
A handshake embrace again
Let us know how its been
Talk our mind its no sin
Friends understand
If you need heres that hand

Thank you!

Keep writing

I'm sure Skankyrich will use some of these in his future ventures into AViators or Beeblecast!


lil xx

Walls of castles deep
cannot keep
Doors of iron grate
shall not gate
True humanity

in a field, there was a cow
it must have moved, it's not there now