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Lil where are the normal crowds we see in your journal.


Could you have scared them off.

How can that be?

Now I don't know do I.


I was only saying .... there seems to be about half a dozen people posted in this journal - compared to the normal squillion - so what have you done to scare them off.

I think it's my deodorant.

I thought Hi Karate was all the rage these days.







Those Christmas bundles aren't what they used to be.

Nowt.. I don't think



Oi! Come out you Motley Crew.
Yes, it's me. I'm talking to you!
All I want is one measly verse,
Oh, come on, it won't break the purse!


Now look what you've made me do!
Made me shout, and curse and stew.
All I'm doing is asking why?
Now I think I want to cry!






Hey , do you think that will do it?

Probably scared off the few that were

Really?


Oh!

I don't know what you're going to do .......



..... gentle persuasion obviously isn't working.

Let's see you sort it out, then!

Oh I don't know anything about it ...... I just responded to your journal and was wondering where everyone else was.


It has nothing to do with me

Strange how it went really quiet when you came in

Well I didn't come here to be insulted - I've been insulted in better threads than this I'll have you know.



I was only trying to help - but if you don't want my help and support I'm sure there others who'd love it.



























to read reply.

*marches in banging cooking pot with wooden spoon* What's that? Quiet ...really?

*giggles*


Hello Jaz'd


I think the will find the best threads are already taken up - insulting me!

'lo li'l!

How are you, hunny

And, can you write any verses?

I'm fine luv! I was just going to stick my nec...er, offer. How would I sumit? Just e-mail?

suBmit

It needs to be about 30 secs long, something that can be quite visual..

Sent it to Skankyrich here: h2g2aviators[at]googlemail[dot]com

Thank you hunny