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TBF, I think we're thinking along similar lines. Wouldn't advocate it, but it's nice to picture it (in these circumstances).

Oh yes, we've pictured it often enough...

Thanks for the ideas, anyway

Unfortunately, I need to go out with the *other* dog now, so see you later

How tall is the balcony?

Are you friends with anyone with a ladder?

Or better yet, a cherry picker lift?

Problem has solved itself - the dog has died

And he wasn't even going to tell us, so he could continue to threaten to do things to the dog if we didn't do what he wants

Thanks, Tav

It's definitely in a better place... I know how difficult it is to lose a pet, and this has got to be hard on you. And I really REALLY hate to say this, but at least the barstud has no power over you anymore.

Yes, that's true. Now, there's no way he can force my little sister to go visit him.

He was using your dog to force your little sister to visit him *incredulous*

This makes me mad. I wish to kick someone.

Kick him please, then. He deserves it.

I would if a.) I knew where he was and b.) if I didn't think he could beat me up. This calls for a taser!

you have good ideas sometimes

Ooh! I know! Let's have a party! A kick Mal's mom's evil ex party! There's no way he would be able to take us all at once!

A party!

Only sometimes?

Yes, only sometimes. Some of your ideas have caused much pain to me.

Those ARE my good ideas.

Not to me.