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A new limerick for all those confused with the relationship between cats and magnets
Bluebottle Posted Nov 18, 1999
But just get stuck up in side her!
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A funny old man with a train...
A new limerick for all those confused with the relationship between cats and magnets
Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Nov 18, 1999
At the wedding looked insane
A new limerick for all those confused with the relationship between cats and magnets
The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Nov 19, 1999
His train was so long
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A new limerick for all those confused with the relationship between cats and magnets
The Great Luna Posted Nov 19, 1999
Cause he wore a thong
A new limerick for all those confused with the relationship between cats and magnets
Sorcerer Posted Nov 19, 1999
And didn't have a good brain
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Sorcerer Posted Nov 19, 1999
A boy with limes for eyes
(I just came from "Is this a good idea? (probably not.. but who knows?)" at http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=19585&thread=27049)
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Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Nov 19, 1999
Used oranges for tyres
(tires for our American friends)
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DelphicOracle Posted Nov 19, 1999
He wore tangerine shoes
(In what parallel universe do "eyes" and "tyres" rhyme, Loony? 
)
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heathen Posted Nov 19, 1999
He sang the strawberry blues
Lymarhecks 17b - in memory of the missing Limericks 16
DelphicOracle Posted Nov 19, 1999
And would only date large apple pies
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Less fruit this time...
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A shapely cucumber called Freddie
Lymarhecks 17b - in memory of the missing Limericks 16
Fate Amenable To Change Posted Nov 19, 1999
Like a boy scout was always ready
Lymarhecks 17b - in memory of the missing Limericks 16
Bluebottle Posted Nov 19, 1999
Was awoken when he went to beddie
Lymarhecks 17b - in memory of the missing Limericks 16
Fate Amenable To Change Posted Nov 19, 1999
A shapely cucumber named freddie
Like a boy scout was always ready
But his mate the tomato
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A shapely cucumber named freddie
Was awokenwhen he went to beddie
By his mate the tomato
Lymarhecks 17b - in memory of the missing Limericks 16
Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Nov 19, 1999
A shapely cucumber named Freddie
Like a boy scout was always ready
But his mate the tomato
Like his sister the potato
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A shapely cucumber named Freddie
Was awoken when he went to beddie
By his mate the tomato
Requesting fellatio
Lymarhecks 17b - in memory of the missing Limericks 16
Bruce Posted Nov 20, 1999
With the vacuum cleaner named Eddie 
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There was an author named Douglas
;^)#
Lymarhecks 17b - in memory of the missing Limericks 16
Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Nov 20, 1999
His books a glitter with class
Lymarhecks 17b - in memory of the missing Limericks 16
Bruce Posted Nov 20, 1999
They set the mood
;^)#
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Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Nov 20, 1999
For this hoopy frood
(Never disregard the blantantly obvious use of words by the blatantly silly)
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Anonymouse Posted Nov 20, 1999
Who had filtered his mail to /dev/null
Lymarhecks 17b - in memory of the missing Limericks 16
Anonymouse Posted Nov 20, 1999
Who broke out just below her back knee.
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A new limerick for all those confused with the relationship between cats and magnets
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- 82: Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here (Nov 18, 1999)
- 83: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (Nov 19, 1999)
- 84: The Great Luna (Nov 19, 1999)
- 85: Sorcerer (Nov 19, 1999)
- 86: Sorcerer (Nov 19, 1999)
- 87: Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here (Nov 19, 1999)
- 88: DelphicOracle (Nov 19, 1999)
- 89: heathen (Nov 19, 1999)
- 90: DelphicOracle (Nov 19, 1999)
- 91: Fate Amenable To Change (Nov 19, 1999)
- 92: Bluebottle (Nov 19, 1999)
- 93: Fate Amenable To Change (Nov 19, 1999)
- 94: Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here (Nov 19, 1999)
- 95: Bruce (Nov 20, 1999)
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