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DelphicOracle Posted Nov 15, 1999
As it crawled down the coast
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Fargo Posted Nov 15, 1999
it said "I'm not the slow'st"
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Lupa Mirabilis, Serious Inquisitor Posted Nov 15, 1999
"It's just that I've got this bad cramp-a."
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Fate Amenable To Change Posted Nov 15, 1999
Dear Lord! The state of these Limericks!
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Nov 16, 1999
the lines, they play all sorts of tricks
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Nov 16, 1999
They rhyme (sometimes)
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Anonymouse Posted Nov 16, 1999
And there's no fines
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Orcus Posted Nov 16, 1999
Make me go down the pub for a fix
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A lad from old Hampstead Heath
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Anonymouse Posted Nov 16, 1999
Went searching his hut for a wreath
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Orcus Posted Nov 16, 1999
'Cos his old man was dead
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RangaKoo Posted Nov 16, 1999
got shot in the 'ead
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DelphicOracle Posted Nov 16, 1999
And nothing was left but his teeth
*****
A sandwich walked into a bar
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Ahdkaw Posted Nov 16, 1999
asking for pickles in a jar
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Anonymouse Posted Nov 16, 1999
Said the barmaid, "No, Sir."
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DelphicOracle Posted Nov 16, 1999
"We've no pickles in 'ere
And we don't serve sandwiches - ha ha!"
*****
A buxom young lady from Bute
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Orcus Posted Nov 16, 1999
Had a rear that was decidely cute
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DelphicOracle Posted Nov 16, 1999
It was small, round and pert
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Orcus Posted Nov 16, 1999
And when she removed her skirt
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Ahdkaw Posted Nov 16, 1999
Everyone could see her tattoo of a newt!
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Bluebottle Posted Nov 16, 1999
Out crawled a brown-coloured newt.
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There was once a beautiful lass with acne
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- 24: Fate Amenable To Change (Nov 15, 1999)
- 25: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Nov 16, 1999)
- 26: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (Nov 16, 1999)
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